Belle Delphine is perhaps the #1 breakout internet star of the last 5 years, making headlines around the world by selling her bathwater to thirsty incels and then producing a Patreon account where you could stump up $$$ to (possibly) get intimate with her.

Well despite all this online hustling, it appears Belle Delphine was still owed some of her ‘hard-earned’ cash from Paypal, into which her fans were paying $30 (£24) a pop for her used bathwater back in 2019.

Finally, 5 years later, PayPal have finally released the funds – banking Belle Delphine a cool £71,000. Just for shipping off her used bathwater in little containers to weirdos on the internet! Not bad work if you can get it.

Belle Delphine took to X to explain the holdup and to offer a hearty FU to PayPal:

She also told Business Insider:

“If I didn’t have any [social media] following, they wouldn’t have given my money back,

“Which is so s**tty because what are all the normal non-social media users meant to do in this situation? I followed all the normal protocols and was roadblocked and gave up.

“The Twitter post I made about it had SO many comments of people saying PayPal did the exact same thing to them. It was shocking, to be honest.”

Fair point really. What were PayPal playing at? A spokesperson from the company told Business Insider that they would not comment on individual accounts, so that’s not much help. Good thing for Belle Delphine that she has millions of simps in her corner otherwise PayPal might have just kept the £71,000 for themselves.

Well anyway, more power to her. If people want to spend their money on Belle Delphine’s bathwater, her OnlyFans, or indeed her life-size sex doll, then that’s their prerogative. Has there ever been a better time in history to be a hot 24-year-old e-girl? She’ll be retired long before I hang up my blogging pants, that’s for sure.

For the time Louis Theroux asked Belle Delphine if she considers him a ‘simp’, click HERE.