Staff at popular Scottish-themed restaurant Hootananny in Inverness have been advised to stop wearing their kilts because women kept lifting them up and grabbing their penises.
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Owner Kit Fraser says:
It may seem funny but it is serious, too — the women are sticking their hands up their kilts.
Can you imagine if I went into a restaurant and stuck my hand up a girl’s skirt? I would be taken to the police station and rightly so.
I look after my customers but equally important are my staff. I am not forcing them to do something they don’t want to do.
We fellows are very, very aware of sexism. I think the women need to catch up.
Obviously on the surface this seems like a really serious problem, as the restaurant owner says above. BUT has anyone asked the barmen themselves how they feel about having their dicks grabbed all day long? Same situation as the three female sex teachers who got sent down last week — none of the victims actually feel like victims. Why are there no quotes from the actual barmen getting their dicks fondled? Because none of them have a problem with it, that’s why.
P.S. Obviously that’s complete speculation, there’s a possibility the barmen don’t enjoy having their cocks grabbed by random women during their shifts. Still they don’t seem too stressed over it in the picture above, do they?