Of course, everyone knows that the only thing that’s grim about the tattoo is that it looks like the only person he could afford tog et to do it was a three year old kid.

OK, I know the one on the left is crap but it’s not crapper than any of the others we’ve featured in this series really but we really need to draw attention to Mr Cool Ice over there. I’m hoping that they’re the same guy but the guy on the left seems a bit chunkier.

But anyway, Mr Cool Ice – despite having one of the dopest nicknames ever conceived by a 6 year old – really hasn’t done any favours for himself UNLESS he’s a pro wrestler. That’s the only way I could ever see this working and even then I don’t think he would be very popular unless his gimmick was that he was like Robin Williams in that movie Jack where he plays a 40 year old man with the mind of a four year old. Mr Fucking Cool Ice, is this guy for real!?!

I guess this is some kind of reference to an American Football team called the Pirates or the Buccaneers or something? Either way, it’s really, really bad and makes me feel sorry for the team it’s trying to represent. If you’re going to get a tattoo of your team because it means so much to you then you might as well spend some fucking money on it moron.

I’m not sure which is the bigger monster here – Courtney or the Monster himself. Probably Courtney because she looks truly deformed whereas Monster just looks stupid with a Monster Energy drink logo on his face. I mean seriously I’ve heard of sponsorship but is anyone going to buy that stuff when they see this moron walking around with it on his forehead!?

These are probably two of my favourites. I guess that McDonalds guy must REALLY love it (even more than the guy with the Nando’s tattoo on his butt) and we all know that the guy on the right is down with the clown and a true Juggalo, although he might want to get a Juggalo who wasn’t high off his face on meth to tattoo him next time.

Make sure you Never Don’t Give Up. That’s going to be the main lyric in my new hardcore band’s main song because literally NOBODY has ever done it before and this guy already has a tattoo of it, and nobody is going to believe he got it before that because nobody would believe anybody could be stupid enough to even write that down before my stupid hardcore band.