One question: have you got enough meat? One answer: yes, but it’s very low quality.

Sometimes it can be frustrating when you want to get as much flavour from your lolly as possible, but you simply can’t rotate it in your gob fast enough. Here’s the solution people. Your taste buds will never go frustrated again…

Just a minor crash. Nothing too serious:

This is what happens when you leave your car parked underneath a water pipe and the water pipe decides to freeze up and explode…

I guess he’ll just have to wait for the summer before he nips down the shop.

Thanks for joining me on the celebration of our quarter century of Russian love. Come back next time when we enter our second quartile in style.

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