There’s not any need to come up with a back story for this next picture. It’s pretty self-explanatory. Mr Split-Pants is in a whole heap of trouble on a couple of fronts.
Next I’m going to show you a handful of profile pics from a Russian dating website. Here’s Boy George the younger:
I’m assuming this next buffoon hunted and killed that lovely looking fox thing himself and is showing off about it. I’m not sure that’s going to impress the ladies, but then again, he is trying to impress Russian ladies which is probably a completely different ball game in a completely different ball park filled with a completely different can of worms.
I expect the quote underneath this next picture said something like “I am really tough and hard, but I also have a caring side, a lovely plate and a huge carpet on my wall.
There must be someone out there with a fetish for guitar playing, boyish mermaids holding tiny skulls? I hope she found him.
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