Author name: Stanley Crayons

Stanley Crayons was born in Guam in 1979. He began his working life as a bespoke cufflink maker's apprentice, before getting heavily involved with narcotics and bringing shame to his entire family. After a period of rehabilitation in his early twenties, he went on to enjoy an illustrious footballing career as the Captain of the National side, playing in many high profile games including a friendly against Sao Tome and Principe. After retirement from International football Stanley now writes for a living. Stanley Crayons lives in Birmingham, England and is pursuing a life of some description.

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