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The President Of Colombia Wants To Legalise Cocaine Worldwide

As a President, you’ve always got to play to your country’s strengths, so I guess it’s no surprise that Colombia’s President Gustavo Petro has called for the legalisation of cocaine worldwide. During a live broadcast of a government meeting, President Petro said cocaine is “no worse than whiskey” and claimed it’s only illegal because it

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Donald Trump Says He Won’t Deport Prince Harry As ‘He Has Enough Problems With His Terrible Wife’

US President Donald Trump has confirmed that he will not deport Prince Harry amid a legal battle over the Duke of Sussex’s immigration status, claiming the royal already has “enough problems with his wife.” When asked by the NY Post if he would get involved in Harry’s immigrations dramas, Trump said: “I don’t want to

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Man Forced To Watch His Girlfriend Have Sex With Another Guy On Screen In Brutal Reality TV Show

A viral clip of a Spanish reality TV star named Montoya watching his girlfriend have sex with another guy on screen has taken over the internet. Not only is Montoya’s girlfriend having sex with another man, it also looks like she’s having the best sex of her life, and all he can do is watch and

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Russian Singer ‘Falls To His Death From Window After Donating To Ukraine Army’

A popular Russian musician has become the latest critic of Vladimir Putin to ‘commit suicide’ by falling from a window after he was accused of donating money to the Ukrainian Armed Forces. He had also called Putin an ‘idiot’ and a ‘b@stard’ online, which was certainly a bold move. Vadim Stroykin, 58, reportedly threw himself

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Gino D’Acampo Faces ‘Multiple Allegations Of Sexually Inappropriate And Intimidating Behaviour’

Celebrity chef Gino D’Acampo has been hit by multiple allegations of sexually inappropriate and intimidating behaviour, an investigation by ITV News has revealed. Is anyone actually surprised? Dozens of people have come forward to speak about their experience working with Gino in the UK over a period of 12 years. One woman claimed that while on

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An 1800s Book Series Predicting Barron Trump’s Entire Life Proves We Are Living In A Simulation

A series of 130-year-old novels written by an obscure novelist and predicting the life of Barron Trump have got the conspiracy theorists going crazy online, as some of the parallels between the books and real life just seem too crazy to be coincidental. Here’s the gist of it as explained by Joe Rogan (who else?)

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Dad Who Ran Over Toddler Son With Tractor Fist-Pumps As He’s Cleared In Court

A dad who killed his three-year-old son when he ran him over with a defective tractor pumped his fists in court as he was found not guilty of manslaughter. Neil Speakman, 39, reversed a telehandler into Albie Speakman in front of the family farmhouse in Walshaw, Greater Manchester, after he had left Albie to play with

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Instant Karma For Woman Who Told Train Passenger To ‘Go Back To Tunisia Or Morocco’

Bizarre scenes on an Avanti West Coast train from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly this week as a woman who looks Asian questioned another person’s ethnicity because he doesn’t ‘look British’, and ended up looking like a big racist on camera. Here’s how it all played out: An Asian woman told a Muslim man to

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£1.4 Million Jewellery Shop Heist That Drove Manager To Suicide ‘Was Staged’

One of the robbers accused of a luxury jewellery shop heist where £1.4 million worth of watches were stolen claims the robbery was ‘staged’ and that everyone involved consented, including the shop manager who killed himself 24 hours later. Oliver White was found dead in his home in Surrey, less than a day after this

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Uncle Launches Across Courtroom To Beat Up Man Suspected Of Killing His Niece

It must be really tough sitting in a court room and being expected to behave yourself as the person who (allegedly) murdered your niece is standing right there in front of you, still breathing oxygen after (allegedly) taking your loved one away from you. For this uncle in Albuquerque, New Mexico, the opportunity to get

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Medical Experts Investigating Lucy Letby Find ‘There Were No Murders’

How’s this for a plot in the Lucy Letby saga: according to a panel of the world’s top neonatal experts, there is ‘no evidence’ to prove that the 35-year-old former nurse murdered any babies. Lucy Letby is currently serving 15 whole-life orders for the murder of seven babies and the attempted murder of seven others

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Reporters Issue Apology After Backlash Following ‘Rude’ Grammys Interview With Babyface

R&B legend Babyface has written hits for Beyoncé, Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, and has also had a pretty stellar musical career of his own, so you would expect him to be shown a little more respect than he received from Associated Press reporters Krysta Fauria and Leslie Ambriz at the Grammys the other night. Get

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Moment Chelsea Footballer Sam Kerr Calls Police Officer ‘Stupid And White’ After Puking In Taxi & Smashing Window

I know Chelsea players (and fans) have a reputation for being a bit racist, but it’s still shocking to see one of the club’s female stars call a police officer “f***ing stupid and white”, after vomiting inside a taxi and smashing the taxi window: Chelsea women football player Sam kerr called a Met Police officer

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French Gynaecologist Suspended For Refusing To Treat Transgender Patient

A gynaecologist in France has been suspended from his practice for a month for refusing to examine a transgender patient after saying he was only qualified to treat “real women.” Dr Victor Acharian refused to see the 26-year-old patient, who attended the gynaecological appointment with their boyfriend, in August 2023. Dr. Acharian told the patient

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Woman With G-Cups Goes Viral For Calling Out Strangers Who Look At Her Breasts In Public

An Aussie woman with a G-cup bust is calling out strangers who stare at her in public after reaching “tipping point” with all the attention her breasts receive. Probably a great idea to complain about his online, right? Hannah Zaslawski filmed this PSA while walking around a shopping centre the other day, and it quickly

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Kanye West & Naked Bianca Censori Were ‘Kicked Out’ Of The Grammys After Turning Up Uninvited

Kanye West’s wife Bianca Censori stole the show at the Grammys last night by turning up to the event completely naked, but it now turns out the couple were escorted off the premises because they weren’t even invited to the event in the first place. It’s being reported that the pair were initially asked to

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10-Man MMA Royal Rumble With NO Weight Classes Is As Insane As It Sounds

There’s a YouTuber in Spain called Jordi Wild who throws together these ridiculous freak show MMA concept matches; handicap MMA, tag team MMA, medieval armour MMA, and so on. Recently, he put together one of his wildest ideas yet: a 10-man MMA royal rumble where there are NO weight classes whatsoever. Here’s how that panned

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Man Arrested After Nando’s Waitress Slapped In The Face With Plate By Customer

You may remember the furore last summer when CCTV footage of a man slapping a Nando’s waitress across the face with a plate went viral, with social media up in arms over the fact that the police (at least initially) failed to take the incident seriously. Here’s a reminder: Hi @NandosUK the below incident happened

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Priest Sacked By Church After Mimicking Elon Musk’s ‘Nazi Salute’ At Anti-Abortion Summit

A former GB News host who went on to become a Catholic priest has now been defrocked by the church after throwing up an Elon Musk-style ‘Nazi salute’ at the end of a speech he gave at the National Pro-Life Summit in Washington DC. Calvin Robinson, who had built a name for himself as an

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Emily WIllis Is ‘Permanently Disabled’ After Ketamine Addiction, Reveals Family

With three big name porn star deaths in 2024 – Jesse Jane, Kagney Linn Karter and Sophia Leone – we all feared the worst when Emily Willis went into a coma following her cardiac arrest last year. The 25-year-old adult film star eventually woke up from her coma, but sadly remains in a vegetative state, where she’s at least able

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Dana White Slams UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell For Saying He Thinks Hitler “Was A Good Guy”

When UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell first appeared on the scene, he was the harmless village idiot who once almost powerdrilled his balls off and believed the world was flat. Now, however, he’s come out as both a Holocaust denier and Sandy Hook denier, and reckons Hitler was a good guy who just wanted to “purify”

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Kurt Angle Says Rikishi Once Gave Him The Stinkface Finisher After Taking A Poo And Not Wiping His Bum

Kurt Angle recently went on a podcast and revealed that Rikishi once took a dump and didn’t wipe his bum before hitting him with his devastating Stinkface finishing move. How gross is that? Here’s the Olympic Gold Medallist telling the story to podcaster Chris Van Vliet: WAIT….. RIKISHI DIDN’T WIPE HIS WHAT???? THEN DID WHAT

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Sydney Sweeney Appears In New Mayonnaise Advert That Recreates ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Orgasm Scene

Any time you combine the words ‘Sydney Sweeney’, ‘mayonnaise’ and ‘orgasm’, it’s probably good news for the algorithm. So I suppose Hellmans Mayonnaise knew what they were doing when they recruited Hollywood’s #1 sweetheart for their latest advert. Sweeney makes a cameo in the advert as Meg Ryan & Billy Crystal recreate their famous scene

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Woman, 25, Faces Jail For ‘Aggressively Farting’ At Her Boyfriend’s Ex

Breaking wind news today: a North Wales woman has pleaded guilty to harassment in the UK’s first ever ‘cyber-farting’ case after bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with videos of herself letting rip. Rhiannon Evans, 25, is accused of causing Deborah Prytherch ‘distress and anxiety’ by sending her ‘inappropriate’ videos of her farting. Prosecutor Diane Williams told magistrates

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