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British OnlyFans Girl Says She’s ‘Getting Rich Sleeping With 50 Freshers A Day’ At Unis Around The UK

OnlyFans girl Bonnie Blue is on a mission to sh@g as many freshers students as possible in the coming weeks, although you’ll have to be quick if you want to get involved as she says she’s already received 5,000 messages from students willing to participate. Guess what? You don’t even have to pay her because […]

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The Internet Is Brutally (And Hilariously) Mocking The Hawk Tuah Girl’s New Podcast After First Episode

So the Hawk Tuah Girl’s podcast ‘Talk Tuah’ (see what did they there?) debuted this week, and by all accounts it’s as terrible as you can imagine; featuring conversations about shaving your vagina, relationships with boys, and carrying a knife to the airport. In fact, someone was good enough to listen to the whole thing

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Mike Tyson Says ‘It’s Hard To Walk Right Now’ In Worrying Health Update Ahead Of Jake Paul Fight

The last thing anyone wants to see with the incoming Mike Tyson v Jake Paul fight is the 27-year-old YouTuber KO the 58-year-old legend and then go around acting like he beat Iron Mike in his prime, but it seems Paul may have more than just the age advantage after another worrying health update from

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Lead Singer Of Jane’s Addiction Finally Apologises After Sucker Punching Guitarist Mid-Song

Well, the Jane’s Addiction reunion tour turned out to be an absolute disaster (which many predicted, to be fair), with the tour now cancelled completely after lead singer Perry Farrell punched guitarist Dave Navarro for seemingly no reason mid-song at the weekend. Here’s the footage in case you missed it earlier: Sad news in the

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Carol Vorderman Shuts Down LBC Caller When He Tries To Quote Jordan Peterson During Live Call-In

Shockingly, Carol ‘10 boyfriends on rotation‘ Vorderman is not the biggest fan of Jordan Peterson, but did she really have to cut off this caller during her LBC Radio show when he tried to quote the polarising psychologist? Here’s the clip: “Society has a lot of contempt for men, there’s a quote from Dr Jordan

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Unreal Footage Of Influencer Getting Trapped In A Bear Cave Just As Bear Returns Home

There’s absolutely never a reason to put yourself in a position where you’re trapped in a bear cave and coming face-to-face with the bear as it arrives home, but that’s the situation that lunatic influencer Stefan Janković found himself in this week. Serbian Stefan shared two clips of the encounter, one featuring himself face-to-face with

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‘I Was Diagnosed With PTSD Over Brexit’, Lib Dem Councillor Says

Usually we associate PTSD with active combat in warzones, seeing someone get splatted by a bus, or getting the sh*t beaten out of you by an abusive partner. But have you ever considered the trauma that comes with having your feelings hurt over Brexit? Councillor Antonia Harrison, who represents the Liberal Democrats in Havant, near

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Shakira Leaves The Stage After People Were Filming Under Her Dress As She Danced To New Single

If you’re going to have Shakira performing on stage in a short skirt, it would probably be a good idea to push the audience a few feet back instead of having them right up close to the raised platform and looking up at the 47-year-old singer with their phones. Perfect positioning for the perverts in

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Jeremy Corbyn Is Forming A New Left-Wing Party Known As The ‘Collective’

People always questioned why Jeremy Corbyn and the Momentum/Comrade types didn’t break free from Labour and form their own party based on their own policies and principles, but it now seems like JC is ready to test this approach with the formation of the ‘Collective’ party (the Borg jokes write themselves). As per the Guardian,

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Jane’s Addiction Singer Perry Farrell Sucker Punches Guitarist Dave Navarro As Reunion Gig Ends In Chaos

Wild scenes at the Jane’s Addiction reunion gig in Boston at the weekend after frontman Perry Farrell suddenly walked up to guitarist Dave Navarro and threw a punch at him, seemingly for no reason at all: Sad news in the band Jane’s Addiction. Perry Farrell assaults Dave Navarro in the middle of a performance. pic.twitter.com/mXDvlO0p0o

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‘World’s Most Monstrous Bodybuilder’ Known As The Mutant Dies Aged 36

Very sad day in the world of bodybuilding as a Belarusian man known as The Mutant and the world’s ‘most monstrous bodybuilder’ has died of a heart attack aged just 36. Illia ‘Golem’ Yefimchyk ate seven times a day and consumed 16,500 calories, including 108 pieces of sushi and 2.5 kilograms of steak. Which might

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Lottie Moss Had A Seizure After Overdosing On Ozempic For Weight Loss

On the off chance you’re unfamiliar, Ozempic is the most popular brand of weight loss drug ‘Semaglitude’, with more than 9 million people, including celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Elon Musk, injecting the miracle weight loss drug into their upper thigh in pursuit of a less gross body. One person who definitely doesn’t need Ozempic

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Panera Bread Employee Attacks Customer With Bread Pan After He Starts Kicking Off In Restaurant

Of all the restaurants and fast food spots we’ve featured fights in on the pages of Sick Chirpse, I think this is the first time we’ve seen it kick off in a Panera Bread. It is supposed to be a “classier” establishment after all, but it was only ever a matter of time before some

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Law Student, 20, ‘Facing Jail After Aiming Racial Slur At Bukayo Saka In Audio Message On Social Media’

A 20-year-old law student is facing jail and has potentially f*cked up his career in law before it even starts after racially abusing Arsenal star Bukayo Saka on social media. Suhel Ali, who funnily enough is Nigerian himself, just like Saka, uploaded an audio message on X directed at the winger, calling him a “f***ing

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A PETA Protester Tried To Cause A Scene At Pharrell’s Movie Premiere And He Handled It Like An Absolute Pro

Pharrell Williams was at the Toronto Film Festival the other night for the premiere of his LEGO movie, when a wacko PETA protester sprang into action and started screaming about animal abuse, which I guess Pharrell is perpetuating through his fashion brand. Class act that he is, Pharrell remained cool, calm and collected, and rather

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Jeremy Kyle Shares Statement After Inquest Confirms Verdict Into Death Of Steve Dymond

Jeremy Kyle has had an absolute touch after the inquest into the death of Steve Dymond found that there was ‘no causal link’ between the appearance of Dymond on the Jeremy Kyle Show and his death – even though the 63-year-old took his life seven days after being humiliated on the programme. The coroner ruled

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Chester Bennington’s Son Is Fuming At Linkin Park’s Decision To Replace Dad With New Singer

There was mixed reaction to Linkin Park reuniting with Dead Sara’s Emily Armstrong as lead singer last week, and now the late Chester Bennington’s son has weighed in with his own views on his dad’s replacement. Jamie Bennington, 28, aired his grievances on Instagram Stories, taking aim at Mike Shinoda specifically: “Hey Mike! People aren’t

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Adult Film Star Alexas Morgan Arrested In Middle East As Cops Gathered To Watch Her Videos

Adult film star Alexas Morgan was arrested in Jordan after police stormed her hotel room in the middle of the night, after learning a porn star was at the premises. Morgan, who has 6 million followers on Instagram, says she was arrested at the hotel for no reason whatsoever, held in a cell for 17

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OnlyFans Models Are Pretending To Be Transgender Because It ‘Sells More Content’

Two OnlyFans models are facing backlash from the transgender community and its allies after pretending to be trans on the platform in order to make themselves more money. The duo, who go by ‘SillyLilyTS,’ went viral after they published a video on X captioned, ‘Just two boys being silly,’ alongside a trans flag, as they

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Unseen Jeremy Kyle Show Footage Of Steve Dymond Getting Lie Detector Results Released

The inquest into the death of Jeremy Kyle Show guest Steve Dymond is finally underway, and involved unaired footage of the show being played in court of the moment the tragic guest was given his lie detector results. The episode this footage was intended for was never broadcast, and the show was cancelled entirely after

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The Trailer For Netflix’s New Documentary About The Rise & Fall Of Vince McMahon Looks Awesome

Even with all the horrific things he’s been accused of in recent times, Vince McMahon is still one of the most fascinating people to ever walk on the face of this planet. But despite being on our screens and in the public eye for so long, we don’t actually know that much about the former WWE

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Linkin Park Just Announced Emily Armstrong As Their New Singer And Livestreamed Their First Show Back

Linkin Park has been teasing an announcement about the future of the band for some weeks now, and the most popular theory was that a female vocalist would be replacing the late Chester Bennington for the band’s reunion, seven years after Chester’s death. Sure enough, that’s exactly what happened at the Linkin Park show last

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Girl, 16, Arrested For Doing Nazi Salute During Riots ‘Didn’t Know What It Meant’

A 16-year-old girl who threw up a Nazi salute at the Plymouth riots while drinking vodka claims she didn’t know what the symbol really meant. The teenager, who can’t be named because of her age, was arrested for her involvement in ‘violent thuggery’ after joining an anti-immigration protest on August 5, during the period last

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Bill Belichick, 72, And His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend Have Finally Made It Instagram Official

By now you probably know (or maybe you don’t?) that Bill Belichick is dating 24-year-old ex-cheerleader Jordan Hudson. It’s been bombshell news ever since it leaked because A) Jordan is an attractive young lady and B) Bill Belichick is 72 years old. So yeah, just a little bit creepy. 3 months into the relationship, it

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Keir Starmer Accidentally Called Rishi Sunak ‘Prime Minister’ 5 Times During PMQs

Is Keir Starmer aware that he’s the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and has been for 2 months now? Apparently not, because he kept referring to Rishi Sunak as ‘Prime Minister’ during PMQs the other night – a grand total of 5 (!) times: Who’s in charge here? Keir Starmer slips up and

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