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The Next Big Fitness Craze Is A Bunch Of Girls Simulating Sex With Each Other At The Gym

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Here’s an exercise regimen we can really get behind – gym-goers at the Erotraverse gym in Moscow, Russia acting like they are having sex with each other whilst working out: What kind of freak ass fitness class is this 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/qfGJa34b0Q — . (@Notdojaaa) June 11, 2024 Incredible stuff. I’m actually not too sure what’s […]

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Sue Perkins ‘Feels Terrible’ After Repeatedly Misgendering Emma D’Arcy At House Of The Dragons Premiere

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TV presenter Sue Perkins has issued an apology after committing the ultimate mortal sin of our times – misgendering a fellow human being in House of the Dragon actress Emma D’Arcy (repeatedly, no less!). Sue Perkins was hosting at the premiere of House of The Dragon Season 2 in London when she began speaking to

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Police Issue Update On Viral Video Of Man ‘Nibbling Boy’s Ear’ At World Snooker Championship

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Remember a couple months back at the World Snooker Championship when a grown man was caught in the background of the BBC’s broadcast nibbling on a child’s ear? Here’s a reminder: Wtf did I just watch….. pic.twitter.com/5giLLNCC02 — Aindriú Jax (Ragnar Lodbrok) (@AindriuJ) April 25, 2024 The clip went ridiculously viral as disturbed social media

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Teenage Girl’s Lung Collapses After Vaping Equivalent Of 400 Cigarettes A Week

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A teenager who thought vapes were harmless was rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung after managing to smoke the equivalent of 400 cigarettes in just one week. 17-year-old Kyla Blight from Egremont, Cumbria, collapsed and turned “blue” while sleeping over at a friend’s house and was rushed into a five-and-a-half hour long surgery to

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Rishi Sunak Says He Had To ‘Sacrifice All Sorts Of Things’ As A Child, Including ‘Sky TV’

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Rishi Sunak made another disastrous attempt at relating to the common man this week after telling an ITV news reporter that his family had to ‘sacrifice all sorts of things’ when he was a child, giving ‘Sky TV’ as an example when pressed further. It’s hard to believe this guy isn’t fully taking the p*ss

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Kevin Spacey Breaks Down In Tears On Piers Morgan Uncensored As He Admits Being ‘Handsy’ And Says He’s Broke

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Kevin Spacey gave a long interview on Piers Morgan Uncensored last night, which was pretty astonishing not just because Piers managed to go 90 minutes without asking a guest if they condemn Hamas, but also because of how open Kevin Spacey was about his fall from grace and multiple sexual assault allegations against him. The

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Woman Who Trashed Phone Shop & Racially Abused Staff Released By Police Without Charge

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Some real solid dudes working at the ElectTronex store in Uxbridge, west London; not only did they respond calmly and perfectly when that girl smashed up their shop at the weekend, they’ve also decided not to press charges against the lunatic teenager who destroyed all their stock because they wouldn’t give her a refund on

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Donald Trump Calls Taylor Swift “Unusually Beautiful”, Says Her Liberal Views Are ‘An Act’

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Rumours that Taylor Swift is a secret Republican have been swirling around for years now, and Donald Trump has just made reference to this while also calling Swift “unusually beautiful” in his new book “Apprentice in Wonderland: How Donald Trump and Mark Burnett Took America Through the Looking Glass.” The book was co-written by Ramin

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Live Steamer Tries To Troll Gym Bro By Taking His Hat, Gets Slapped Into Next Week

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This one actually went viral over the weekend/my day off but it’s so good I thought I may as well blog it. Some streamer thought it would be hilarious to snatch gym bro Bradley Martyn’s hat on camera, and for whatever reason didn’t count on being slapped for his troubles: Bradley Martyn just slapped the

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Woman Who Predicts The Future With Asparagus Says England Will Win Euro 2024

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67-year-old woman/sorcerer Jemima Packington from Bath claims that she can predict the future by throwing asparagus stalks into the air and then reading them when they land. Crazy, right? Well yeah it’s crazy, but let’s not dismiss Jemima outright, because here’s a bunch of things she’s managed to predict correctly thus far thanks to her

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Customer In Uxbridge Trashes Mobile Phone Shop As She Demands Refund For Phone She Bought 3 Months Ago

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A young lady went ballistic inside Elect Tronex at the Pavillions Shopping Centree in Uxbridge, West London this weekend, after being denied a refund for a phone she bought 3 months ago – which is apparently too late to be returning a phone that’s in perfect working order. The girl drew a crowd as she

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OnlyFans Model Who Milkshaked Nigel Farage Claims She’s Made £40,000 In 5 Days

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The OnlyFans girl who chucked a McDonald’s banana milkshake over Nigel Farage last Tuesday (June 4) claims she’s made £40,000 in the 5 days following the event, which I suppose makes the subsequent assault charge totally worth it in the end. Victoria Thomas-Bowen, 25, was charged with assault by beating and criminal damage after launching

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Rishi Sunak Gets Shredded By Sky News Interviewer While Apologising For D-Day Cock-Up

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Opening your campaign with a pledge to reintroduce conscription then dodging memorial events to fallen soldiers probably wasn’t the smartest move in the world, and so Rishi Sunak has been busy apologising for it all day as he scrambles to save what little chance of re-election the Tories have left. Earlier today Sunak was interviewed

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Everything Fiona Harvey Claims Never Happened In Baby Reindeer As She Sues Netflix For $170 Million

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Big news on the Baby Reindeer front today as it was reported that Fiona Harvey is officially suing Netflix for $170,000,000 (£132,000,000), alleging defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and violations of her right of publicity. In the lawsuit itself (which you can read in full here), Fiona Harvey doesn’t deny stalking multiple people over

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There Is Still “No Trace” Of TV Doctor Michael Mosley After He Went Missing On Greek Island Of Symi

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It’s been nearly 48 hours since the wife of TV doctor and columnist Michael Mosley reported him missing on the Greek island of Symi, and police say there’s “just no trace” of the 67-year-old after he left a beach to go hiking along a costal path at around 1:30pm. Dr. Michael Mosley seems like a

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Fiona Harvey AKA Real-Life Martha Officially Files $170 MILLION Lawsuit Against Netflix

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It’s all been a bit quiet on the Baby Reindeer front, but we now have word that Fiona Harvey AKA the real-life Martha Scott is proceeding with her lawsuit against Netflix, seeking monetary damages of at least $170,000,000 (£132,000,000). According to Variety, Fiona Harvey is alleging defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligence, and violations

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Sean Bean, 65, Pushes Bouncer Who ‘Told Him Off For Vaping’ Before Being ‘Wrestled To The Floor And Dragged Out’ Of Bar

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Being a 65-year-old vaper is embarrassing enough, but being manhandled by a bouncer and dragged out of a bar because you refuse to stop vaping? That’s not a great look for anyone, let alone Hollywood legend Sean Bean. Sean Bean was in Liverpool filming a new BBC drama when he was ejected from the Tom

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Moment Thief Is Smashed Off E-Bike After Snatching 24 Phones In 60 Minutes In London

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The phone snatching situation in London is an absolute joke at the moment, so it’s nice to get some footage today of the police ramming a serial offender off his e-bike, breaking his knee in the process, and then arresting him and retrieving 24 phones off him that he had literally stolen in the previous

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It Looks Like Conor McGregor Vs Michael Chandler At UFC 303 Is Cancelled Just Weeks Out From Fight

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Alarm bells started ringing the other week when Conor McGregor was filmed partying at 2:15AM just weeks out from his big UFC 303 return, and as the date draws nearer (June 29) it seems increasingly likely that the fight will be cancelled altogether. Conor McGregor is set to take on Michael Chandler in the main

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Plus-Size Model Says Her Trip To Disneyland Was ‘Ruined’ Because People Wouldn’t Stop Body-Shaming Her

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Plus-size model Gracie Bon has hit out at people who ‘body-shamed’ her during her trip to Disneyland, saying she was stared at and laughed at by fellow visitors throughout the day. Does she have a touch of plus-size paranoia? Well, in fairness, you can literally see everyone laughing and staring at her in the background

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Remote Amazon Tribe Connects To The Internet For The First Time, Immediately Becomes Addicted To Porn

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A remote tribe in Brazil is experiencing a problematic cultural shift nine months after gaining access to the internet via Elon Musk’s Starlink service. The 2,000-member Marubo tribe, who live along the Ituí River deep in the Amazon rainforest, were connected to the internet last September after 20 antennas were donated to them by American

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Woman Who Chucked Milkshake At Nigel Farage Is An OnlyFans Model From ‘Brexiteer’ Family

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The UK tabloids have been hard at work trying to uncover the background of the mystery woman who attacked Nigel Farage with a milkshake in Clacton, Essex, yesterday, and sure enough, they’ve discovered that she’s an OnlyFans model whose entire family voted for Brexit. B00bs + right-wing politics – it’s a UK tabloid’s wet dream!

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Passenger On Board ‘Chaotic Flight’ With James Corden Reveals What Really Happened

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So yesterday we wrote a whole article digging out James Corden for being a d*ckhead after he was pictured having a go at British Airways staff at Lisbon Airport in Portugal, which seemed par for the course given how he’s treated service workers in the past. Well, it turns out, James Corden was actually the

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Comedian Gets Attacked By Audience Member After Making Paedo Jokes About His Three-Month-Old Son

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A classic case of the internet meeting real life this week as comedian Jaime Caravaca was confronted on stage by a man he had trolled online a few days earlier. And by ‘trolled online’, I mean he made extremely gross and inappropriate jokes about the man’s three-month-old son. Before we get to the offending joke,

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