Cheap Tattoos Could Cause HIV – Which Would Be Better Than The Embarrassment Caused By These Shockers
A government report has said that unlicensed tattooists could be spreading disease, amongst hilarity.
Fiddle Her On The Roof! A Guide To Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Sex
An Israeli academic has discovered that amongst Judaism’s ultra-orthodox community, sex has become something of a mystery…
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Hyundai Commits Corporate Suicide By Releasing An Ad Featuring Actual Suicide
Hyundai’s staggeringly tasteless ad campaign featuring a man trying to kill himself has caused a storm of controversy.
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Zombies, Spiders And Bird Flu V2: Here Are 3 Obvious Reasons Why We’re All About To Die
A quick look at some of the more obvious ways we’re all about to die horribly that nobody seems to have noticed.
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Amazon And Lovefilm Team Up To Make ‘Zombieland’ TV Series In A Final Attempt To Compete Against Netflix – But Is It Too Late?
Following 2009’s movie, Amazon and Lovefilm have teamed up to make a Zombieland TV series in an attempt to compete with Netflix. Too little too late?
Composer John Ewbank Has Composed A Song To Celebrate The Dutch Royal Ascension – Is This The Worst Song Ever?
A Dutch composer has decided to mark the accession of a new monarch by composing the worst piece of music in any language, ever. Which is nice.
Everyone Relax! The Internet Has Solved The Boston Bombing
What we need isn’t clear thinking or close investigation; internet rumours are the best way to get to the bottom of any crime…
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Norwegian Army’s New Chief Is A Penguin (Seriously)
You’ve probably accomplished less with your life than a 2ft bird.
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Justin Bieber Thinks Anne Frank Should Have Been A Belieber
For those looking for definitive proof that Justin Bieber is an assclown, we might just have found what you’re looking for.
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Has Anyone Noticed That Thatcher’s Dead?!
Hardly anyone has mentioned this in the press, but Margaret Thatcher died this week. Trust us to have an article on this woefully under-reported story…
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The Wolverine: A Fifth Movie That Might Not Suck
Hugh Jackman is back yet again as the hard-as-nails Canadian superhero. Will it be any good? There’s a chance it just might…
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Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
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It’s Not A Crime To Be An Asshole
University “Spotted!” pages are causing a storm of controversy for their unpleasant comments. But abuse is the price we pay for free speech.
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World War Z: The Death Rattle For Zombie Movies?
The second trailer for Brad Pitt’s new movie, “World War Z”, has been released. Sadly, it doesn’t make the film look any better than the first trailer did.
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Salford’s ‘Knight Warrior’ Superhero Retires
The Salford ‘Knight Warrior’ has finally hung up his cape… It was probably for his own good.
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Famous People Are Stupid Too
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
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We’ll Have A Gay Old Time
A Christian group thinks gay people can be “cured.” Let’s all camp it up for a few weeks to annoy them…
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KFC Chicken Isn’t Even Made From Real Chickens
A totally true story about genetically modified food that’s not at all a bunch of made-up scaremongering. Honest.
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After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
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Why It Probably Wasn’t A Good Idea For Justin Bieber To Start A Fight With A Cameraman
Justin Beiber has attempted to start an altercation with a photographer in London. We look at why this wouldn’t be a good idea.
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Bring Me The Head Of Seth MacFarlane
It seems that Seth MacFarlane really rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with a bunch of his childish and sexist jokes at this year’s Oscars ceremony but really everyone just needs to get a grip and stop getting so angry about it. Here’s why.
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