A real-life deadly fungus exists which sounds like it could be used in the plot of a high-concept sci-fi film. Sick Chirpse uncovers the revolting facts.
Try Not To Have Nightmares After Watching The Killer Zombie Fungus In Action Read More »
Get that Friday feeling by watching The Roots’ lead rhymer bring knowledge over the seminal 8-bit video game theme.
Watch Black Thought From The Roots Rap Over The Super Mario Theme Read More »
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs Read More »
One of our favourite video games of all time is getting a new instalment but if this trailer is anything to go by it looks like it won’t be much fun at all.
The New Metal Gear Solid Game Looks A Bit Severe Read More »
We delve into the YouTube vaults to find bizzaro adverts for video games from back in the day. Everyone involved must have been doing a lot of coke. And we don’t mean cola.
Old Video Game Adverts Are Completely Bizarre And Hilarious Read More »
The computer giant got fanboys and tech nerds all stimulated after announcing a bunch of new stuff last night. Sick Chirpse finds the whole thing quite amusing.
Apple Announced Some New Stuff And The Internet Got Excited Read More »
A crack squad of famous people have come together to save the badgers. Sick Chirpse is behind them all the way.
Badger Swagger Aims To Save The Badgers With Rap, Guitar Solos Read More »
The Chirpse checked out one of Tokyo’s many cat cafes during some a recent expedition in Japan. It wasn’t quite the amiable cuddle-fest we were expecting.
We Went To A Cat Cafe In Japan Read More »
You’ve always wanted to know what Daft Punk look like unmasked so here’s the answer.
Sick Chirpse has had the hugely-anticipated Random Access Memories on heavy rotation this past week and here’s what we think about it. We’re pretty sure Thomas Bangalter is biting his nails even as we speak.
The Best And Worst Things About The New Daft Punk Album Read More »
The little shits have been getting away with murder for years now and we are powerless to stop them. Sick Chirpse makes the case for a child-less existence.
Here Are All The Reasons Why We Hate Children Read More »
The Chirpse enjoys crap food and buckets of Belgian lager as we experience the sights, sounds and smells of one of Europe’s biggest punk festvals.
Sick Chirpse Goes To Groezrock Read More »
A lot has happened in the last 24 hours. Jeff Hanneman from Slayer has died, those backwards fuckwits in UKIP enjoyed a surge in popularity from those dipshits known as the British public AND hardcore legends Black Flag have released their first new song in 23 years, Down In The Dirt, as a free download.
The New Black Flag Song Is Horrible Beyond Words Read More »
The legendary Slayer guitarist has passed away aged 49. Sick Chirpse raises its glass to an amazing talent.
Iron Man fans in Thailand have done a no-budget shot-for-shot remake of the trailer for the third movie in the series. Cue an abundance of cardboard and the best Gwyneth Paltrow lookalike we’ve ever seen.
This Fake Thai Trailer For Iron Man 3 Is DIY Genius Read More »
The latest entry in the Marvel movie universe is here. Sick Chirpse pays way too much money to sit in an IMAX 3D theatre in order to bring you this hot-off-the-presses review.
The much-anticipated horror remake is finally here and the Chirpse passes judgement. Groovy!
Sick Chirpse presents a guided tour to the kind of digital entertainment which is so repulsive that you will probably need a sickbag to cope with it.
The Most Offensive Video Games Ever Made: Rape, Massacres And Ethnic Cleansing Read More »
Holland’s very own 3FM had a world exclusive earlier this week when it dropped what it appears to be the new Daft Punk track, Get Lucky. If it’s the real deal, then we love it.
We’ve Heard The New Daft Punk Single (Because Some Dutch Radio Station Played It) Read More »
A badass young woman in India has engineered lingerie that will ruin any scumbag who thinks no means yes.
Someone’s Made An Electric Bra Which Gives Sex Attackers A Nasty Shock Read More »
A security consultant in Germany has come up with a little doohickey that can hijack planes mid-air and make them misbehave. How comforting.
Oh Great, Someone’s Made An App That Can Bring Down A Commercial Airplane Read More »
The dude behind District 9 has a new film out later this year. Sick Chirpse has seen the trailer and we are drooling with anticipation.
Holy Crap Look At The Trailer For Elysium Read More »
Hangers-on, hipsters, supermodels and overpaid DJs have all had their chips pissed on as our favourite Frenchies announce an album launch in one of the most obscure places imaginable.
Sick Chirpse unearths a creature of the deep that seemingly exists for the sole purpose of giving you scary dreams. WARNING: Do not read before bedtime.
The Sheepshead Fish Is Nightmare Fuel Of The Highest Order Read More »
The trailer for Marvel’s next blockbuster could be the Wolverine film we have long been praying for.
Hugh Jackman Is Back To Slice The Crap Out Of Everything In The New Wolverine Trailer Read More »
Japanese shutterbug Natsumi Hayashi makes awesome, freaky pictures, and we think she rules.
The Surreal, Beautiful Photography Of Tokyo’s Levitating Girl Read More »
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that laughing at nerds makes for quality television.
Why The Big Bang Theory Sucks Balls Read More »
The finest stand-up comedian of his generation hits London for a handful of sold-out shows this week. Sick Chirpse presents a quick tribute to a comedy god.
The Japanese have inadvertantly released a food product that gives new meaning to the term ‘yeast infection’.
Japanese Bread That Looks Like A Vagina Read More »
A documentary on Bill Watterson’s much-loved duo will be out later this year, and that’s all the excuse we need to big up one of the best comic strips ever created.
In Praise Of Calvin And Hobbes Read More »
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