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Jobsworths awaken the rage of the famed atheist, who in turn hails the achievements of a dead person.
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As if the little shits aren’t spoiled enough as it is.
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We call bullshit on all the special snowflakes who want you to know, on an irritatingly regular basis, just how wonderful their lives are.
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The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
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One unhappy camper unleashes eight minutes or so of sheer molten fury in this Homeric odyssey of frustration.
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The horror icon has skills other than ending people’s lives in a sudden and horrific manner.
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Hell hath no fury like someone with a computer who doesn’t agree with you.
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26-year-old Neno Best reaps the whirlwind after deciding to broadcast his misdeeds via the world’s most popular photo-sharing service.
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Man’s best friend has to stand in for Aslan at a zoo in the People’s Republic. Things do not go according to plan.
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The world’s most famous atheist manages to upset a lot of people in very little time with some poorly-expressed views on Islam.
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It’s World Cat Day. What better way to celebrate than with hapless felines looking a bit puzzled as they are dressed up as a popular Oriental foodstuff?
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The feathered spectre of the apocalypse looms ever closer to humanity. Sort of.
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The legendary hardcore heroes are embroiled in a messy legal spat over copyright infringement and no-one has been spared.
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The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
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Sick Chirpse loves the hell out of the video streaming service’s new show. Here’s why.
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A YouTube clip shows 150 seconds of what it must be like in the 10th circle of hell.
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We hope Kate Middleton had more sense than this lot.
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Enjoy all your favourite metalcore singer cliches courtesy of this genius video – remember stereotypes only exist because they’re true.
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An obscure video has emerged via YouTube of the rock icon and his bandmates makin’ babies and it’s every bit as freaky as you could imagine.
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Depressing but unsurprising new evidence reveals most people in this country are every bit as hysterical, gullible and easily-led as you feared.
The former Fugees singer must do not-especially-hard time after fiddling her taxes.
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Not a pisstake and not “ironic”, the official English dubbing in this late 1980s anime is a shining jewel of unintentional comedic value. TRANSFORRRRRM!
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Tesco have released a children’s colouring book that features your favourite mass murderers.
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