Chinese Government Forced to Crack Down on Funeral Strippers
Death wasn’t so bad in China – until now.
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Why Is Our Generation Having Less Sex Than Our Parents Did?
We’ve got some serious catching up to do.
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You Can Now Mourn Your Loved Ones By Putting Their Ashes In A Dildo
Why scatter your ashes to the wind, when they could be used to penetrate your loved ones’ orifices?
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These 6 Technological Advancements Will Change Sex And Dating Forever
The future of sex and dating is here.
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VIDEO: White Guy And Black Guy Commit Same Crime For Social Experiment
I’m definitely sickened by this video, but I can’t say I’m shocked.
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VIDEO: Kate Upton Models In Zero Gravity
Sports Illustrated just released these photos of Kate Upton in zero-gravity for their latest swimsuit edition. Houston, we don’t have a problem.
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VIDEO: Wedding Comedian Attacked By Bride’s Brother
Who went too far – the comedian or the brother?
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VIDEO: “Zombeavers” Movie Trailer. Yep. Zombie Beavers
Quell your burgeoning existential crisis with zombie beaver-related news. Apparently it’s the new “Sharknado”.
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The Master of Wit: Groucho Marx’s Funniest Quotes
Groucho Marx is (rightly) hailed as one of the greatest comedians of all time. Here are a few of his wittiest one-liners.
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Pathetic “Adorable” Baby Penguin Follows Zookeeper Everywhere In Cynical Marketing Stunt
This ‘cute’ penguin is a pathetic, clingy little bastard.
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6 Offensive Musicals That Should Have Been Made
From ‘Springtime for Hitler’ to ‘Everyone has AIDS’, we break down the fictional musicals too ridiculous to ever be made.
Iranian News Agency Claims America’s Governed By Nazi Aliens, But Don’t Be So Quick To Say That’s Crazy
A recent Iranian news article claimed the US Government is run by Nazis from outer space. But is that really so hard to believe?
25 Classic Rap Songs Turned Into Awesome Posters
25 awesome rap posters, taking you from 1970 – 2013, and spanning artists as diverse as Biggie, Eminem, Outkast and Kanye.
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New App Scans Strangers’ Faces, Finds Their Online Info
NameTag, the world’s most stalker-friendly app, uses facial recognition software to check for social media profiles and criminal history.
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Why We Need To Grow Up And Stop Using The Word “Slut”
A one man war against our paradoxically sex-obsessed yet sex-shaming culture.
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A Haiku For Every Girl I’ve Ever Slept With
Benedict Smith writes 26 poems – one for every girl he’s ever had sex with.
