The definitive Sick Chirpse post – birds making some sick chirps! This Cockatiel absolutely kills it with his heavy drops. Get it while it’s hot ‘cos he’s gone viral.
Dubstep Birds Are Taking Over The World Read More »
Question: how many ways do you think it’s possible to kick someone’s ass? Answer: “…oh wow, did I just get my ass kicked through this YouTube video?? Damn, Jason, you’re good.”
Jason Statham vs. The World Read More »
I know you’re all completely overwhelmed by the shocking and groundbreaking news recently, fiscal cliffs and all, so let’s lighten the mood with two old favourites rolled into one – space discoveries and dick jokes.
A redneck started a petition to deport Piers Morgan for his comments on guns. So Piers invited him onto his show to have a ‘debate’, which just descended into a shouting match between a smarmy bellend and an enraged crazy person.
Official Petition To Have Piers Morgan Deported From The US Read More »
We don’t do enough posts about good music on Sick Chirpse, so here’s a video of some very talented musicians saying some really insightful things about making music. Introducing you to Submotion Orchestra.
Submotion Orchestra Interview And Live Session Read More »
Norfolk Police are still on the hunt for two Oompa Loompas that attacked a man as he left a kebab shop in Norwich on the night of Wednesday 27th December. If you have any information, please come forward.
Man Attacked By Oompa Loompas Read More »
KPB set the standard for everyone everywhere by refusing to play on with racists dickheads abusing him and his team-mates. The match was immediately called-off by the referee.
Kevin Prince Boateng Deals With Racial Abuse, Abandons Game Read More »
I can’t believe the amount of anger and knee-jerk drama that Instagram’s monetization has caused. People are fvcking idiots.
Butthurt Instragram Users Need To Get A Grip Read More »
Boring, dull, disappointing and unfunny aren’t what I really wanted to be using to describe a comedy award ceremony. You’ve got a room full of comedians, Channel 4, it can’t be that hard to make me laugh, can it?
The British Comedy Awards Had A Distinct Lack Of Comedy About Them Read More »
Gangnam Style claimed the life of Eamonn Kilbride a few days ago. It is no longer the marker, or the messenger. It’s the killer itself.
Gangnam Style Has Already Claimed Its First Life Read More »
You will be fully creeped out by how specifically Gangnam Style matches up with Nostradamus’ apocalypse prediction. Fully creeped.
Gangnam Style Is The Key To The End Of The World Read More »
Dude 1 tosses cigarette to dude 2. Dude 2 volleys cigarette back up to dude 1. Dude 1 catches cigarette in mouth. Initiate victory jig.
Unbelievable Cigarette Volley Into Mouth Read More »
The geniuses over at Master of Malt have created an advent calendar that delivers a glistening, golden vile of Scotch to you on each and every December morn.
Stay Classy This Christmas With The Whisky Advent Calendar Read More »
The Unique One pulled his latest stunt yesterday, before the kick-off of the Madrid derby. No other manager would think to do it, let alone have the bottle.
Jose Mourinho: Still Bossin’ Read More »
You think you’ve seen awkward? Let me tell you somethin’, you ain’t seen nuttin’ til you’ve seen the MineCon 2012 Costume Competition.
MineCon 2012 Costume Contest: Awkward Nerds Being Weird Read More »
Heed Angus Jones’ message: fear God, fear hell and turn off your blasphemous devil-worshipping televisions. What an idiot.
On Friday some mental dude hopped up on top of the statue of the Duke of Cambridge in Whitehall and stripped bollock naked, and then he threw some joke poses.
Naked Man Straddles Prince George Read More »
This newscaster is made to look like an absolute n00b by the terrible touchscreen software he has to work with. Let’s all point and laugh.
Touchscreen Makes A Fool Of This Newscaster Read More »
It all gets very ironic when Ark Music Factory (who gave you Rebecca Black) comes full circle and writes a Thanksgiving song for Nicole Westbrook.
Ark Music Factory’s Thanksgiving Song Is The Epitome Of Irony Read More »
It looks like Green Day have lost so much touch with who their audience is even supposed to be these days that they’ve just become this weird bubble of nothing that is floating aimlessly between real genres.
Green Day Are Dead Read More »
Don’t expect body-popping or head-spinning – Storyboard P has developed a unique style of dance that he calls ‘Mutant’ and it is mesmerising.
Storyboard P: Brooklyn Street Dance King Read More »
Once you’ve got over the brilliant archive footage of big Steve on Blockbusters, you can feast your ears on Smerch’s hilarious commentary of it.
Stephen Merchant’s Commentary Of Himself On Blockbusters Read More »
The title pretty much sums it up – this new trailer will blow your mind.
New GTA V Trailer IS AWESOME – Prepare For Jizzy Pants Read More »
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
David Luiz Suffers A Terrible Prank Read More »
NeverWet is a brand new product that can cover anything in a superhydrophobic coating that makes anything water or oil-based shoot right off it. It looks pretty groundbreaking.
NeverWet: Possibly The Greatest Invention Since The Internet Read More »
Edgar Davids graces Barnet with his presence and they stick him on the bench. Who do they think they are? He’s fuckin’ Edgar Davids!
“I’m F**kin’ Edgar Davids!” Read More »
The Korowai tribe from Papua New Guinea live their lives in treehouses. 35 metres high. I reckon they’ve got this whole ‘life’ thing down.
Treehouse People Of Papua New Guinea Read More »
Looks like the Cartoon Network writing crew have a new member. Her name is Lucy.
Adventure Time: Cartoon Network On LSD Read More »
Chris Rock has a message for all white voters: vote Obama – he’s a white guy, too.
Chris Rock Explains Why Barack Obama Is A White Guy Read More »
Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you the worst film anyone ever made ever.
Birdemic: Shock And Terror – The Worst Film Ever Made Read More »
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