Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
David Beckham To Leave LA Galaxy – But Where Is He Going? Read More »
Robert Post feels he shouldn’t be killed on death row as he’s put on a bit too much Terry. But how fat do you really have to be to get away with murder?
Too Fat To Face Execution Read More »
Man Utd and Man City prove they are the comeback kings. QPR lose again. Arteta admits defeat in terms of trophy winning potential. Berba repping again. Weekend round up of the Prem.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – Week 11 Roundup Read More »
Whose afraid of the big bad wolf? Apparently not this 56 year-old Russian bird who beat it death with a fvcking axe. Only in Russia…
Russian Granny Kills Wolf With An Axe Read More »
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to have a jibe at God of football, David Beckham.
New Zealand PM Says David Beckham Is “Thick As Bat Shit” Read More »
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 10 Round Up Read More »
If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one. Jay-Z rips into Mitt Romney at an election event in Ohio. Brap Brap.
Jay Z – “99 Problems But A Mitt Ain’t One” Read More »
Oxford United midfielder, Alan Chapman, burns his nipple but plays through a full 90 minutes. What a hero.
Adam Chapman Plays On Despite Burnt Nipple Read More »
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 8 Round Up Read More »
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
Dirty Dirty Leeds Fan Sparks Out Kirkland Read More »
Suarez gets shot by a sniper. Chelsea still top. Mark Hughes pretty much sacked. Reading still can’t win. Michu gets another fvcking goal. Week 7 of the SickChirpse fantasy football league.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 7 Round Up Read More »
Dogs surfing. Surfing dogs. Dogs on surf boards. Surf boards with dogs on them. Get it? Mental. Welcome to the California and the 4th Annual Surf City Dog Event.
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Six Round Up Read More »
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
Jimmy Bullard Hangs Up His Boots Read More »
Bana tried it and fucked it. Edward Norton was solid but Marvel fucked him. Has Mark Ruffalo got what it takes to take Bruce Banner and his better half all the way to box office glory? The Hulk is getting a reboot. Again.
The Hulk Is Getting A New Movie. Again. Read More »
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week Five Round Up Read More »
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.
Aussie Football Club Newcastle Jets Sell Out Of Heskey Shirts Read More »
Carlos Romero is caught with his pants down, literally, as he takes being an animal lover to a whole new level. Farm hand, Romero, is caught fvcking a miniature donkey.
Farm Helper Caught Having Sex With Donkey Read More »
Beverly Hills Cop is back! Eddie Murphy is bringing back Axel Foley to a television screen near you to reprise the role of the streetwise Detroit Cop – fingers crossed it isn’t shit.
Beverly Hills Cop Gets A Reboot Read More »
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Three Read More »
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Two Read More »
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week One Read More »
Idris Elba is the cool, calm, collected bad boy of the British acting scene…well he was anyway. Now he fancies himself as the new 50 Cent. Check out his new rap song.
Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell from The Wire) Is Now A Rapper Read More »
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Competition Read More »
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.
Twitter Parody Accounts You Need To Follow Read More »
What happens when one drunk guy tries to ruin the Olympic 100 Metres Final? Judo Champ Edith Bosch kicks his fvcking ass.
Bosch Boshes Bloke With Bottle Read More »
Half-Pig. Half-Man. Half-Fvcking-Dog. You think you’ve seen some weird shit? Well, welcome to the jungle with the Beast of fvcking Brooklyn. Prepare to shit your pants.
Beast Of Brooklyn Washes Up On Banks Of NYC’s East River Read More »
The good, the bald and the ugly. Sick Chirpse celebrates the greatest bald footballers in the history of the Premier League.
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