Everyone knows that showers are awesome, that’s why it’s rather shocking to discover that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis barely ever shower and don’t believe in bathing their two children, Wyatt, 6, and Dimitri, 4, very often either.

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The ‘That 70’s Show’ legends appeared on Dax Shepard’s “Armchair Expert” podcast and the talk turned to bathing, to which Kunis said:

I didn’t have hot water growing up as a child so I didn’t shower very much anyway.

I wasn’t that parent that bathed my newborns, ever.

And now that they are older, Kutcher said they have a system:

If you can see the dirt on them, clean them. Otherwise, there’s no point.

Kutcher said he does wash his “armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever,” and has a tendency to “throw some water on my face after a workout to get all the salts out”, but that’s it.

Pretty wild what super rich people without any real problems think makes them interesting, but I’m not sure I’ve heard of anyone this successful being an anti-bather before. Yeah OK there is some truth that using soaps and shower gels every day robs our body of its natural oils, but still. You’ve got to be bathing more often than not, right?

The real shocker is that Ashton admits he washes his armpits and crotch daily, but not his bum hole? I’m sorry but that’s just being gross and lazy. How are you gonna wash your armpits, cock and balls, but not the hole you push poop out from every day? And what’s Mila’s excuse? That beautiful women don’t poop? Zero chance these two are eating each other’s butts in the bedroom, surely.

Well anyway, they’re still a pretty awesome couple in my book. And awesome parents too, if this quote from Mila about her daughter is anything to go by.