It was a good time to be an Arsenal fan the other night as they came back from one nil down to beat Southampton 3-1, but it’s probably going to put a dampener on things if you also get caught masturbating in front of the world on webcam the same night.

I’m gonna say “allegedly” masturbating, because naturally live-streamer CHIG denies he was doing anything of the sort. See what you think though:

CHIG Bussing a Nut 💦 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL pic.twitter.com/CDfOOGWyWn

— Out Of Context AFTV (@AFTVRelated) January 26, 2021

And then… cleaning up the mess:

Wiping it up 😭😭😭pic.twitter.com/eoobbjFl7U

— A͓̽i͓̽d͓̽a͓̽n͓̽ (@WengerProdigy) January 26, 2021

Relatable, except I don’t think most of us have done it in front of hundreds/thousands of people watching at home.

In order to maintain the journalistic integrity we are known for at Sick Chirpse, here’s CHIG’s side of the story:

For the dumb arses who actually think I was watching porn during a fucking watchalong (🤦🏿‍♂️), I was watching the game and my leg was itching but no one cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining!

— Gooner Eagle Eye (@ColossalChig) January 26, 2021

Scratching your leg huh? I guess it’s possible. Though I’m not sure what the tissues and clean-up job afterwards was for then. Still, it’s good to get both sides of the story anytime a live-streamer is caught wanking on webcam, which seems to happen every few months nowadays. Let’s hope Arsenal put in another wank-worthy performance on Saturday against Manchester United, and that CHIG at least puts a sticky note over his camera next time.

For the gamer who didn’t realise he was live-streaming and ended up having a wank in front of 180,000 subscribers, click HERE.