More and more people in this country seem to be getting so horny that they can’t wait until they get home to shag each other in the privacy of their bedroom or wherever and instead feel like they have no other option but to do it in very public places.

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Fortunately, for all of us pervs stuck at home, the usual reaction of someone seeing this is to film it and stick it on the internet. The person who managed to get a recording of this incident actually enjoyed it so much that they moved further forward to get an even closer look and let me tell you, if you don’t want to see a dick flopping around then you probably shouldn’t press play on that second video down there. Seriously.

Thought she had hairy arms for a sec pic.twitter.com/wazx4O2yFO

— Gabriel Shoe™ (@Gabriel_Shoe) October 22, 2022

Wow. How can people be so flagrant about this stuff? I suppose it looks like there isn’t anyone else on the train except for the guy filming, but even so they’ll probably go past people, the train will stop and other people will get on, maybe a ticket collector might come through etc etc – is it really so necessary for this guys to do it there and then?

Problem is that their faces are quite clearly visible in the video and the police have apparently already been informed about the incident, so it looks as though it probably won’t be too long until they’re headed to court. Last people that got caught shagging in public received a suspended sentence and a fine I think, so they could be looking at similar. Hope it was worth it.

For more of the same, check out this horny couple caught shagging on a train platform in front of a bunch of horrified witnesses. Rank.