The Matrix Guy
We have a dude come in who wears a long, leather Matrix Style trench coat. He’s got a weird air about him and doesn’t engage with us at all. He just peruses the store and leaves. He does this after decorating our mannequins with a hefty amount of sperm that he’s rubbed out and hurled at them. We realised it was him after he’d been in a few times and done it, we haven’t caught him in the act yet so we technically have to keep allowing him in.
