I’ve been fishing a couple of times and I’ve never really caught anything – not even an old boot – but I think I’d be more distressed about my ability if I managed to catch the tip of a guy’s penis instead.

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The unnamed fisherman managed to snag nudist Herbert Fendt’s manhood after he had decided to take a naked dip in the Kaisersee in the Bavarian city of Augsburg in Germany. Here’s what Fendt had to say about the incident:

At first I thought I was caught on some water plants, but I quickly realised it was far too painful for that and my penis was impaled on a fishing hook.

I cried out to the fisherman ashore shouting, ‘Do not pull! Do not pull!’. I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in.

The fisherman told me it is not an official bathing lake and he has the right to fish at the spot, which is marked by some signs. I tried to explain to him that he should take into account the many swimmers who use the lake, and that I am unaware of any official prohibition to swim here but he did not care. He wasn’t very helpful.

I had to cycle home with the hook still embedded in the tip of my dick and then drive to hospital to finally have it removed.

The doctor could understandably not suppress a small grin when he saw it but I’m expected to make a fully recovery.

I’ll still be swimming naked in the lake too – only a bit closer to the middle from now on.

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Nightmare eh? Good thing he managed to get it removed though, although if he’s into nudism maybe he’ll just take it as a sign and get his dick pierced as well. Sure that would be a strong look in the nudist scene.

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