I had never heard the name Simon Durante-Day before yesterday, but now that Prince Charles has ascended to the rank of King it seems safe to say that we’ll be hearing a lot more from the man claiming to be his secret love child alongside Camilla Parker Bowles.

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The 56 year old Queenslander has been claiming to be their son for a long time now, stating that his grandmother broke the news to him on her deathbed. Durante-Day was allegedly conceived when the pair were teenagers in Australia in 1965 – despite the fact that officials records say that they didn’t meet until 1970 – and was then born in Portsmouth in 1966.Simon’s adoptive grandparents worked for the Queen and Prince Philip at one of their royal estates and were chosen to adopt him at eight months old, when it was decided that he was getting too big to hide from the public.

That all sounds very far fetched without too much evidence to back it up, but neither this nor the fact that Charles is now the King of England is going to stop his campaigning, Here’s what he said to 7 News over in Australia yesterday:

There has been a discussion in there between a judge and myself and his barrister about the legal standing of Charles, and whether the monarch is protected by the law or is above the law.

And the answer to that was no – they told me that we don’t see any reason why he is.

And secondly, Camilla and her family are certainly not above the law. So that argument’s already been had and settled.

I’ll be back to the Family Court. In his final ruling last time I was before the courts, the judge told me that if I come back with the evidence all nice and neatly stamped, then there’s no reason to deny an application for a DNA test, and Charles and Camilla will have to answer that.

Well I suppose you have to respect the fact that this weird nobody from Australia is still keeping up his battle against one of the most powerful families in the world on basically solely the word of his dying grandma, but you’ve gotta think it could have been sorted out with a DNA test fairly quickly? I suppose there’s the argument that the Royal Family can’t go around handing out DNA tests just like that all the time, but maybe it would be worth it to get this guy to shut up?

Unless of course it’s true? Stay tuned I suppose.

For more of the same, check out King Charles getting really annoyed that a pen leaked all over him. Not having much luck is he?