It’s Amber Heard’s turn to pain Johnny Depp as a complete and utter psychopath in the Johnny Depp V The Sun defamation trial and she’s doing a pretty good job with this description of how Depp got super wasted once and sort of attacked her and completely trashed the house they were staying at in Australia.

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Here’s what she had to say about the incident:

I grabbed a bottle of liquor from Depp’s hand and smashed it on the floor.

Somethingsnapped something in him and he began grabbing other bottles and throwing them at me.

He started picking them up one by one and throwing them like grenades.

One after the other after the other, in my direction, and I felt glass breaking behind me. I retreated more into the bar and he didn’t stop.

Afterwards, there was paint, what I thought was paint because it was a brownish color, on the walls and then it started to become clear to me that they were letters or messages, words.

It was heavy at first and then it kind of faded into a, like, milky brown color.

I started to make out words, English words, but it didn’t make sense.

Then it appeared to be a different kind of writing next to it, but these are on the walls leading down this kind of covered stairwell.

Heard added there was blood, tons of, like, painting, blood on the walls and he had burned holes through some cushions and through some lampshades, blood and paint, more messages on cushions, there was a couch flipped over.

It appeared to be he had set fire to one of the cushions because the carpet was burned around it a little.

I also found raw meat on the floor and hidden in various places, my own bloody footprints (from the night before), a broken ping pong table, and so much glass on the floor I could barely find a pathway to walk.

Geez that sounds like the aftermath of the worst house party of all time – and it sounds like neither of them even got laid. At least it wasn’t their own house I guess?

Really haven’t got a clue how this trial is going to turn out as it sounds like both of them are just completely terrible people from the stories that they’ve been telling about each other. I suppose it’s up to the jury to decide which one of them is worse?

For more of the same, check out all the bonkers stories that have come out of this trial. A complete mess.