You have to be pretty heartless to dump a ghost in the month of October, especially after a 20-year relationship. But sure enough that’s what this lady from Colombia has done, after claiming to have sh@gged the freaky spirit for two decades.

Paola Flórez claims her relationship with the spirit started when she was young, and that he was always the one to initiate sex (typical). Even still, he was so good in bed that she couldn’t help but fall in love with him, resulting in a passionate 20-year fling. Paola told Canal 1:

‘One day, I was lying down when I felt a hand move from my feet to my chest. It was strange, I was scared. From that moment on, he started coming to me like a spirit to have sex with me.’

For 20 years, everything was perfect… until she saw her ghost lover’s face:

‘He was a very big man. But the day I caught a glimpse of him, he had fangs and the face of a gargoyle. The last time I saw his face was when I didn’t want to continue.’

Ouch. How brutal is that? Especially so close to Halloween. Who is this ghost supposed to bang on October 31st now? It’s like a human being dumped on Valentine’s Day after 20 years of dating. Couldn’t Paola have held out for one more month of ghost sex instead of ruthlessly dumping him like this for the most cruel reason ever?

Especially when you consider this ghost didn’t show his face to Paola for 20 years, which means he must have already had insecurities about it. Finally, he decided to reveal his gargoyle face and Paola was shocked and appalled to realise who had been banging her all these years. I mean, he’s a ghost – what did she expect him to look like? Be prepared to be haunted for the rest of your days Paola, that’s all I can say. Can’t ghost a ghost this close to Halloween and get away with it.

For the house that’s being haunted by a h0rny ghost who keeps talking ‘dirty’ to the people who live there, click HERE.