A Reality TV Star Made £37,000 In A WEEK Selling Her Farts To Strangers Online

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In yet more evidence that humanity has hit rock bottom, 90 Day Fiancé star Stephanie Matto has revealed that she banks £37,000 a week by farting in a jar and then selling the jars to creeps and weirdos online.

Stephanie racked up 260,000+ followers on Instagram following her stint on the show and has taken full advantage, peddling her farts in glass mason jars at £750 a pop. There’s really people out there paying money for that sort of thing! Let’s hope they all come with a certificate of authentication!

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I’m not even mad at Stephanie Matto, in fact you can only applaud her for monetising her farts to the tune of £37,000 a week. It’s the people who are actually shelling out that kind of money who I’m disgusted by. If you’re out there paying £750 for a reality TV star’s fart (or anyone’s fart for that matter), you should be put on some kind of watch list. What do you even do with the jar once you receive it? Open it up and take a whiff? Preserve the fart to pass down to future generations?

How long until Matto starts selling actual logs of her sh*t? I imagine those could fetch upwards of £3,000. I mean she was must be producing some serious turds with that diet she’s showing off in that TikTok. It’s only a matter of time, surely.

As I say though, don’t hate the player, hate the game…