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Week 12 ends and a couple of big scores have an impact on the top 20 of the Sick Chirpse league as a few people remember that there is £100 up for grabs. Special mention goes to Mike Maghee’s Mickey T FC with 68 points that take him into the top 10 for the first time in the competition and secondly to the man known as Smart Les and his Lemon Peng-Win who hit the big score of 74 this week catipulting them from midtable medicority to just outside the top 20. Chances of catching the Apocalypse Dudes is fading away more and more each week as Tom Shipley bangs in another 57 points to take him 37 points clear at the top.

Here’s how the Prem sized up this weekend:

• Arsenal 5 – 2 Tottenham FT
• Liverpool 3 – 0 Wigan FT
• Man City 5 – 0 Aston Villa FT
• Newcastle 1 – 2 Swansea FT
• QPR 1 – 3 Southampton FT
• Reading 2 – 1 Everton FT
• West Brom 2 – 1 Chelsea FT
• Norwich 1 – 0 Man Utd FT
• Man City 2 – 1 Tottenham FT
• West Ham 1-1 Stoke

BIG HITTERS:

 Quite a bit to shout about this week in comparison to the travesty that a lot of players had in last weeks point scoring.  Let’s start with none other than the part-time ex-captain of Manchester City Mr Fuerte Apache himself, Carlos Tevez. It was always going to happen at home to a Villa team in amongst utter turmoil as we predicted in last week’s round up banging in two goals and setting up another taking his weekly point total to 15.  With a game away at Chelsea coming up next it might be Tevez’s time to shine again on the big stage as he has finally started to look like he will be reaping the benefits of his partnership with the £38 million Aguero.  The other big news story comes courtesy of Anfield as Liverpool stormed to another victory propelled solely by the efforts of the young England starlet Sterling, the balding Spaniard Jose Enrique and the dirty horrible Luis Suarez. Luis Suarez jumps between big shitters and big hitters every other week as we see him go from footballing god to diving moron in a matter of days.  This week sees the Uruguayan back to his best with two goals and an assist taking his weekly total to a joint best 15 as well as to the top of the Golden Boot list for the Prem.  Jose Enrique had quite a good week as well with a goal, clean sheet and assist taking his weekly total to 14. With this weekend’s game being away at Swansea you would bank on Rodgers to pull out all the stops against his old club and he’ll be relying on these two to help that.

BIG SHITTERS:

There’s only one name on the lips of the Spurs and Gunner contingent as well as the Big Shitters this week and it’s none other than Emmanuel Adebayor.

Both sets of fans were happy to put a session in singing the song first coined by the Yid Army but adopted by the Arsenal faithful:

“Adebayor,
Adebayor.
Your dad washes elephants,
Your mum is a whore.”

The day started off nicely for the Togan International as he popped up to snatch the first goal of the game to put Spurs ahead at the Emirates Stadium sending the Tottenham fans into rapturous applause. Only a couple of minutes later the game was turned on its head when Emmanuel lost his and decided to try and write off Santi Cazorla with a hurrendous challenge that Alan Hansen couldn’t even defend on Saturday night’s MOTD. He still managed to notch up 4 points for the week despite the sending off but as a result Arsenal went on to win the match 5-2. So every Spurs defender got fucked over as a result and loads of Arsenal players that only a couple of fantasy football managers had cos they hadn’t lost faith came out smelling of roses. So to sum up – fvck you Adebayor. It probably didn’t help that when he turned up Sagna and the boys completely blanked him as if he was a giant turd – here’s a video of the red card and the rinsing that he got from the Gunners:

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This week’s fixtures are as follows:

Sat 24 Nov 2012 – Premier League

• Sunderland v West Brom 12:45
• Everton v Norwich 15:00
• Man Utd v QPR 15:00
• Stoke v Fulham 15:00
• Wigan v Reading 15:00
• Aston Villa v Arsenal 17:30

Sun 25 Nov 2012 – Premier League

• Swansea v Liverpool 13:30
• Southampton v Newcastle 15:00
• Chelsea v Man City 16:00
• Tottenham v West Ham 16:00

Predictions for this week are as follows…Black Cats manage to hold the Baggies to a draw in a 2-2 thriller.  Everton slot a cheeky 3 past The Canaries. Ferguson attempts to get Sparky sacked by slotting 4 past Julio Cesar courtesy of Rooney and RVP. Stoke charge up the anti-football powers and luck a win at home to Fulham. Reading scrape a draw away at Wigan while Arsenal keep up their high scoring ways at Villa park. Michu bags a goal but is silenced by two Suarez goals at the Britannia. Southampton go back to their losing ways as the Toon attempt to escort them to the bottom of the league again. Benitez wanks Torres off before the game and encourages an orgasm of two goals silenced by Yaya Toure bossing the midfield – draw. Finally Spurs silence East London by introducing Gareth Bale to Kevin Nolan’s barmy army.

This week is a bit cheeky though as their are also games in the week so if you have some transfers this is a big chance to get a 100+ week in while you can…think about it.

Tue 27 Nov 2012 – Premier League

• Sunderland V QPR
• Aston Villa V Reading

Wed 28 Nov 2012 – Premier League

• Chelsea V Fulham
• Everton V Arsenal
• Southampton V Norwich
• Stoke V Newcastle
• Swansea V West Brom
• Spurs V Liverpool
• Man U V West Ham
• Wigan Man City

Here’s the league as it stands brasscats:

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