I’m not sure what else there is to tell in the ‘tell all’ lives of Katie Price and Kerry Katona, but apparently there are people out there willing to pay good money to hear about it, which is why the pair are taking their ‘Evening with Katie Price and Kerry Katona’ tour around the UK. Can’t even begin to imagine the top level anecdotes just waiting to be told!
They’re hitting some proper, proper locations too. I mean, name one other act out there that’s kicking off their tour at the Civic Hall in Ellesmere Port?
I just love how they turned the bold off one letter too early on ‘BURNLEY’. It just makes perfect sense for some reason. How did they even choose which cities to visit? OnlyFans subscribers data?
What I’m wondering is how the hell Katie Price & Kerry Katona are going to get through 30+ nights on tour, where it looks like they’re hitting a stage pretty much every night. Skegness, Mansfield and Grimsby over 3 – 5 October? That is a Wild Weekender if I ever did see one.
Incredibly, tickets start at £30.45, rising to £52 for the first few rows from the front and £63.95 for the Suite Experience. A description of the tour reads as follows:
“Having been friends for over twenty years, they are looking forward hitting the road together and sharing stories of marriage and divorce, bankruptcy, ‘I’m A Celebrity’, the importance of family, their constant press attention and turning their lives around.
“There will also be some song and dance and an opportunity for audience questions in an evening that promises to be warm, inspirational, motivational and lots of fun!”
Jesus, can you think of anything worse? I actually bet they’ll get half way through the tour, have a massive falling out and then the rest of it will be cancelled. Cue a load of public slanging between them, rinse & repeat.
Either that or there’ll be some kind of disaster or drama on the stage itself. Remember the time Katie Price’s bum filler literally started leaking out on stage? Unbelievable scenes.
