Have a d1ck you’re not happy about? Well, looks like there’s hope for you yet – because there’s at least one woman out there who describes sex with her boyfriend’s micropenis as ‘perfect’.
Penny Talbot, 33, sat down for an interview with The Sun to share the fact that her boyfriend has a micropenis with the world, and to explain that she’s not disappointed in the size of his weiner at all.
Penny’s boyfriend Jake, a British army vet, is packing a 7.3cm package erect – which translates to 2.9 inches. So definitely in the micropenis category which is 3.67 inches or less. But even still, Penny insists she has “no complaints” in the bedroom and that the couple have a “very healthy sex life.” Get in!
For reference, the average erect penis size in the UK is 5.17 inches (13.1cm).
Through mutual friends, Penny was already fully aware that Jake had a micropenis but played along when he told her about it anyway. In the past, Jake had been brutally mocked by his mates because of it, but according to Penny, he’s now proud of every inch (all 2.9 of them).
Penny says:
“When we started dating, Jake brought it up straight away. But he wasn’t embarrassed about it at all, in fact I would say he was proud of his size. I think he just wanted me to know in case I was disappointed, but that wasn’t the case at all.”
So it’s safe to say that Penny subscribes to the mantra that it’s not about the size of the boat, but rather the motion in the ocean?
“I mean, yes, he is below average, but for me it’s never been about a man’s size. There are lots of other ways to spice up your sex life and for you both to be left satisfied in the bedroom, and believe it or not, it doesn’t all just come down to your bloke’s manhood.”
What a girl. It’s actually incredible that Jake hasn’t popped the question yet because Penny has to be in contention for best girlfriend of 2025 with comments like those. What is he waiting for? It simply cannot get better than your girlfriend shouting about your micropenis and how amazing it is from the rooftops.
Maybe telling the rest of us about it is what Jake needed to see to finally get down on one knee and ask Penny to marry him. Well played, Penny. Best of luck to the happy couple.
For the dude with the micropenis who is suing his wife after she told everyone and made him go viral, click HERE. Clearly, it’s not always a good idea to share that information.
