The Internet Is Brutally (And Hilariously) Mocking The Hawk Tuah Girl’s New Podcast After First Episode

So the Hawk Tuah Girl’s podcast ‘Talk Tuah’ (see what did they there?) debuted this week, and by all accounts it’s as terrible as you can imagine; featuring conversations about shaving your vagina, relationships with boys, and carrying a knife to the airport.

In fact, someone was good enough to listen to the whole thing and provide notes as to the topics of discussion:

So yeah, exactly what you’d expect. Obviously you can’t fault the girl for trying to stretch out her 15 minutes of fame for as long as possible, but you also can’t blame the internet for their reaction to the first episode of the Talk Tuah podcast. Here’s the general sentiment:

Watched Talk Tuah!!! pic.twitter.com/NWskZ0cNPj

— The Zach and Wahlid Show (@ZachWahlidShow) September 16, 2024

Listening to the Talk Tuah podcast. Had to distance myself to ruminate on the complex ideas brought up by Ms Tuah. Bravo 👏 pic.twitter.com/Hcf5kUaPNf

— selma😜 (@selmacashmoney) September 16, 2024

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but it’s convenient how so many footballers suddenly got “injured” right when the first episode of Talk Tuah dropped…

— Memeulous (@Memeulous) September 14, 2024

The Talk Tuah podcast saved my life 😭🙏💯 pic.twitter.com/vx69KTEt03

— Marjon Solos 🦌 (@Marjon_Solos) September 15, 2024

You get the idea.

Again, not hating on Hailey Welch AKA Hawk Tuah for maximising her opportunities and capitalising on her viral moment, but every once a while, the internet will agree that something is objectively terrible and that’s OK too.

In any case, the first episode is closing in on 900,000 views, so clearly it’s worth the effort on her part. She’s also just dropped Episode 2 with her grandma as the guest. I don’t think I’ll be watching, but you can check it out below if you want. Get that money, girl!