Police in Louisville have launched a manhunt as they frantically search for a serial pooper who keeps taking massive dumps on one man’s front porch, apparently for no reason whatsoever.
The homeowner, who wishes to remain anonymous, told WAVE News that the porch pooper visited his home four times last week and two more times over the Labor Day weekend. He says he has no idea who the man is or why he’s targeting his house specifically:
EXCLUSIVE: You’ve heard of porch pirates, but what about porch *poopers? Right now, LMPD is looking for one man who has been pooping on one homeowner’s porch multiple times this week – for no reason. My report, below. @wave3news pic.twitter.com/r7xgcSnUxK
— Ward Jolles (@wardjolles) August 30, 2024
Again, this isn’t some kind of payback or revenge – it’s a random attack by a serial pooper who is completely unknown to the homeowner. At least if it was an enemy or someone he wronged in the past, he’d be able to explain why there was a man pooping on his porch every other day. But not knowing who the pooper is or why it’s happening only lends to the mental anguish of the situation.
Apparently the homeowner put cat litter and loud sonic speakers out on his porch to scare the porch pooper away, but even that doesn’t seem to deter him. Surely the only option that’s left is for the homeowner to stay up late one night and catch the pooper in the act? Or rather, confront him and stop him before he commences the actual act of pooping on his property? And then maybe he can get some answers but most importantly stop it from happening again.
Then again, we could be dealing with an absolutely psychopath here given that not only is this man pooping on a random stranger’s front porch, but he also never changes his shirt and is most definitely not wiping his butt. Either way, I don’t think the homeowner has a choice but to stay up late every night until he catches him. Just have a nap during the day and make sure you’re wide awake at night ready to pounce.
For the man who was finally caught after taking explosive diarrhea sh1ts outside a family home for 2 YEARS, click HERE.
