A man in South Korea was caught fingering and making love to a little minx of pink Tesla for the better part of an afternoon on Saturday.
The incident took place on May 18 at the Hyundai Department Store in Ilsan, Seoul. According to the victim’s husband, his wife witnessed the man kissing and touching her car for three hours before fleeing when she approached to get into the vehicle. Not sure what she was doing watching for three hours, but maybe that’s a whole separate kink.
The couple attempted to report the incident to the police, but found that there is no specific charge that could apply to molesting a Tesla. As such, the husband decided to share the story on the NAVER café site – Korea’s largest TESLA community.
“This guy kissed my wife’s car, “fingered” it for three hours, and ran off only when my wife approached to get in the car. We tried reporting it to the police, but there’s no known charge that would apply in this case. So we’re out of options.”
Some users on the site suggested to the man that the pink wrapping around his wife’s Tesla could be the particular feature attracting mechanophiliacs (people who shag cars). Although Teslas don’t even have tail-pipes so I’m not sure what this pervert was making love to exactly. In the end, the man seemed to agree that the pink wrapping was at fault:
“Maybe it’d be best to remove the pink wrapping… I wonder if it was triggering to mechanophiliacs, like sexy lingerie or something.”
Indeed, it’s really the Tesla’s fault for going out dressed like that. Practically begging for it!
Maybe not a bad angle for the Tesla marketing team heading into the future, although hopefully this isn’t a trend that begins to catch on. Does warranty cover someone humping your car?
Thie story follows a similar one that occurred just a few weeks back, where another Korean man was caught banging a white Audi. Surveillance footage showed the man on writhing around on top of the car’s hood, rubbing himself against it before doing the same to the car’s front fender:
Is it any wonder South Korea has the lowest birth rate in the world? Stop sticking your c0cks in cars, you weirdos!
For the man who committed himself to a Volkswagen Beetle after having sex with 1,000 cars, click HERE.
