Pun fully intended with that headline, as anyone who watched the Drake sex tape leak yesterday knows the guy is packing an absolute hammer in his pants. Which is pretty unfair, if you think about it. Multi-millionaire rapper, highly coveted artist, AND a massive penis?

No wonder he’s so unbothered by the fact it leaked (via his IG)…

Such a Drake response. I’m actually really annoyed that this guy has me blogging about his penis twice in one week but ask any journalist worth their salt and they’ll tell you that’s your duty any time a Drake sex tape leaks.

Come to think of it, it’s shocking that Drake’s penis hadn’t leaked online well before this. At the top of his game for years as a superstar rapper with no sex tape, no masturbation video, no d1ck pic, nothing? Most men would have their willy as their profile pic if they were rocking something that massive. Fair play to Drake in that regard.

P.S. Absolute pro move by Drake to hold it by the base to make sure it looks as big as possible on camera. He knew what he was doing there.

For the Instagram model who reportedly sued Drake for putting hot sauce in a condom, click HERE.