Tech entrepreneur Bryan Johnson sold his business, Braintree Venmo, to PayPal for $800 million (then £492 million) in 2013, and since then has recruited a team of 30 doctors to help him reverse the ageing process with an aim to make him ‘look 18 again’.
C0ck-wise, it’s looking good. Apparently Johnson has managed to revege-age his penis by 15 years, meaning he’s a 46-year-old man with a penis of a 31-year-old.
Johnson keeps track of his penis health by wearing a device that measures how many erections he gets when he sleeps. As he told told The Diary of a CEO podcast: “Everyone should know these three things: [how] much you weigh, how fast you’re ageing and the duration of your nighttime erections. Cardiovascular health…you can go to the gym and build big biceps or whatever, but people are not familiar that nighttime erections are actually a meaningful health indicator.”
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The Daily Mail reports that Johnson uses focused shock wave therapy to improve his nighttime erections: “So there’s this technology: you have a wand and you sit in a chair and then the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through the acoustic technology. You’re creating micro injuries so then it rebuilds.”
Bryan has also boasted on Twitter X that his anti-ageing penis therapy has increased his urination speed and the volume of his ejaculation. Pretty awesome!
As far as “reversing the ageing process” and living forever, I’m not sure how possible that actually is. Johnson is literally spending all his time and money doing crazy health experiments in an attempt to make this happen, so fair play to him. So far, it seems to have worked? Kinda? I’m rooting for him to break the all-time age record, at least. Go Bryan Go!
P.S. Johnson also recently dumped his fiancée because her breast cancer was a ‘net negative’ on his future plans. What a guy.
