We’re always writing about Bam Margera here on Sick Chirpse as the guy just can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble, and we always say that we really hope that this is the last time we’re talking about him doing something stupid and dumb or dangerous because we genuinely feel for the guy and want him to overcome his problems.
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Sadly though, once again it seems like that this time is further away than ever at this point. That’s because Bam has just decided to release a bizarre new music video for a song he’s written called ‘Feel Like Bam’ where he basically spends his time rapping about and dissing Johnny Knoxille, Steve-O, Wee Man and ‘Jackass’ director Jeff Tremaine (you might remember that Bam was pretty mad at all these people for firing him from the recent ‘Jackass Forever’ movie because he kept showing up wasted all the time).
As you might expect, it’s a decidedly juvenile experience, with Bam taking the time to rag on everyone’s skateboarding skills before challenging Knoxville to a fight. Take a listen/look at it below:
Wow. That was even worse than I imagined. Would have turned it off after about ten seconds if I didn’t have to write about it for this website.
Firstly, I suppose it’s important to highlight that Bam has teamed up with cult shФtta & tanboymiguel for this video and that they’re probably responsible for the horrible autotuned vocals and gross trap beat that dominate most of the track, but I guess this is what the kids are listening to these days so you can’t really blame Bam for joining forces with them to get his thoughts out there.
What you can however blame Bam for is his absolutely awful rapping in the song. No flow, no rhythm, no real rhymes, talking absolute nonsense about getting naked on a slip n slide at a day care centre…..it’s almost like the guy just turned up to the studio coked off his nut and just mumbled for a bit about nothing and everyone was like ‘yeah, that’s the one’ and stuck it on the track. People really need to stop enabling the guy because it really does feel like it’s going to be too late for him in the not so distant future. Pull it together Bam, we’re all rooting for you.
For more of the same, check out Steve-O recently talking about his biggest regret when it comes to Bam Margera. You and me both buddy.
