When they excavated the Easter Island statues in 1914, archeologists found them to be much bigger than they appeared on the surface. Apparently the same is true of your penis, and there’s a ‘simple’ hack you can use to add an extra inch or two (or more?) to your member.
Diet coach and meal prep millionaire Chris Cavallini insists that all you have to do is shed the pounds around your waist, and your penis will measure larger than it ever did during your days as a fatty.
Cavallini refers to the condition as ‘Buried Penis Syndrome’, suggesting those extra inches are hidden within your fat, hence why some of your penis isn’t even visible.
So how much fat do you need to lose, exactly? Well, conversely, Cavallini reckons that for every 30lbs (13.6kg) a man gains, he loses an inch of visible penis. So perhaps by losing even just 7.5lbs (3.4kg), you could gain a quarter of an inch of your penis. Hey, every little helps, right?
40-year-old Cavallini, CEO of Nutrition Solutions, hopes the extra inches will boost men’s confidence and encourage them to stick to a healthy lifestyle:
“From a male perspective, our confidence is very much wrapped up in our physicality and our bodies and that area is something we all take a lot of pride in.
The cool part is, when you get in better shape, you can actually add inches to your penis.
For every 30lbs of excess fat you lose, you’ll gain an inch of visible penis.
As you can imagine, this can be a really strong motivator for men when they understand this to be the case.
Hopefully it compels them to start being a little bit more mindful about the food they’re putting in their body and the exercise that they’re getting.”
Listen I have no idea whether this actually works or if Cavallini is talking complete sh*te, but it’s got to be worth a try, right? Worst case scenario – your willy remains as small and wimpy as before, but at least your gut will be smaller and you’ll be healthier and more confident overall.
Then again, a recent study found that men with smaller penises make more money, so maybe it’s worth keeping those extra inches hidden after all.
