Only someone on crack would think that threatening to smoke crack until you’re dead was good leverage when arguing that you want to see your son, but sadly that’s we’re at right now with Bam Margera, who put this clip out a few days ago:
Bam Margera threatens to smoke crack until he’s dead unless he sees his son Phoenix 😳😔 pic.twitter.com/bhNPEB7Mdf
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) June 2, 2023
“I haven’t seen Phoenix in two ****ing months and I’m so ****ing fed up I cry every day. I miss him so much and I wake up every day and knowing that I probably won’t get to talk to him or see him.
So yes Nikki drives me to ****ing drink, so does my ****ing mom and so does my ****ing pep-talking dad who tells me nothing but I am a ****ing fat loser piece of **** drug addict.
I’m going to smoke crack down with the bums at the boardwalk until I’m dead unless you deliver me ****ing Phoenix. Get to work Nikki, or anyone that wants to help. I want Phoenix.”
Unfortunately, Bam has now reportedly gone missing, with his brother Jess asking followers on Twitter to keep an eye out for his troubled sibling:
If anyone in the LA area knows of bams current whereabouts or a hotel he might be at please call the LAPD immediately. I am trying to get them to ping his phone but as usual it’s a whole huge process and I don’t think we have that kind of time. If you guys could all retweet this…
— Jess Margera (@jessmargera) June 4, 2023
The maddest part is that even if Bam did get to see his son, he’d probably still end up smoking crack until he’s dead. So it’s a pretty f***ed up ultimatum no matter which way you look at it. At this stage it would actually be a surprise if Bam isn’t on the celebrity RIP list by the end of the year, although he’s dodged that bullet several times already in his ongoing struggles with addiction (including going missing earlier this year too). Sooner or later though, his luck is going to run out.
Hopefully Bam turns up sooner rather than later and – as we say every time – gets the help he needs to sort out his addiction issues and make peace with his friends and family, who have done nothing except support and urge him to seek help all these years. Come on Bam! Fix up ffs.
Recently, Bam challenged Johnny Knoxville to a bare-knuckle boxing fight for making him sign a ‘death waiver’ on Jackass. Can we at least make that happen?
