I’m not sure about you, but I think that I would find it incredibly creepy if someone wanted to buy a sex doll based on my personal characteristics for fairly obvious reasons. Just ew – imagine all the gross stuff they would get up to with it. Really weird behaviour.

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So I’m not sure how Tom Hardy feels about this happening to him, especially as it doesn’t look like he’s even going to have a choice in the matter as a sex doll company announced that they’ll be manufacturing an £8000 doll version of the popular actor after being inundated with requests for him, Meghan Markle, Kate Middleton, Princess Diana and Tupac. Inferno Dolls CEO Ben Stroud reckons that he’s a royalist so would never manufacture any of the first three, but apparently this doesn’t extend to the star of ‘Mad Max’ and ‘Venom’.

Here’s what Stroud had to say about it all:

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If we were just motivated by money we would create Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton dolls and see through sales who is the most popular but at heart I am a royalist.

We are a global company so each country has their own version of Diana but we don’t want to offend anyone.

We get so many requests for a Hardy doll, from men and women, globally.

I presumed he would be popular in the UK but Americans and Asians love him too.

I hope Hardy embraces the idea and helps us create a new doll which does him justice.

The porn stars and influencers who signed up for their own dolls have had amazing feedback from their fans.

As we can provide bespoke unique dolls it would not surprise me if we get an order for an overweight Tom Hardy, we could call him Tom Lardy.

What an industry hey? I already said how I felt about the sex doll likenesses so I would be surprised if Tom Hardy took Stroud up on his offer, but I’m kinda confused about who all these influencers are who have signed up for the service.

Who the hell wants a sex doll of an influencer? Porn stars I get sure, but influencers? Come on now.

As for the Tom Lardy doll, why would anyone want that either and why would Stroud be so confident that somebody is going to request that? Really is one of the strangest industries out there hey?

For more of the same, check out this maniac’s homemade sex dolls. One of the rankest things you’ll ever see.