It’s always funny when someone is messing around with their phone texting someone and you catch a glance at what they’re saying and it turns out to be something a big naughty, so obviously this perfect picture of someone’s phone at the Leeds V Crystal Palace match over the weekend quickly went viral.

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The game itself was pretty entertaining with Roy Hodgson somehow managing to get Palace firing and sticking five goals behind Leeds, but some of the Palace fans were more interested in the texts that a guy in front of them were sending to a woman named Hayley. Get a load of these:

Lol Hayley you dirty girl. Whilst these aren’t super salacious, it’s really funny that someone was just sending these at the football match with a bunch of frothing lads chomping at the bit who were obviously going to absolutely love it if they caught a glance of it. Of course someone was going to try and take a picture of it and laugh about it, or at the very least tell their mates next to them about it. Can’t really believe the guy wasn’t trying to be a bit more subtle about sending them to be honest.

I also really like the way he talks about being 53, 54 this year? What has that got to do with anything here? Think he might need to work on his sexting game to be honest if he wants to keep Hayley happy because it seems like she might be on a slightly different level to him here.

For more of the same, check out the ten most disgusting sex acts as listed in Urban Dictionary. Filthy.