Meathead Gym Bros Are Now Eating Dog Food Due To Its High Protein Content

I know that there’s a cost of living crisis going on right now and everything is getting more and more expensive, but I didn’t think that people would ever have to resort to eating dog food in order to get their protein fix.

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Obviously I was wrong though as sadly this is actually what’s going on and a whole bunch of gymheads all over the world are bizarrely taking to TikTok to share their weird new meal plans with the whole entire world. For example, 21 year old fitness influencer Henry Clarisey from Buffalo, New York recently told everyone how he decided to try Kibbles ’n Bits’ Oven Roasted Beef With Spring Vegetable and Apple Flavours because it contained 666g of protein and would really help him with his gains.

Here’s the video and what he had to say about his experience afterwards:

@henry.fit #stitch with @kizaru.adm #fyp #fitness #bodybuilding #physique #creatine #gym #dogfood #viral ♬ original sound – Henryfit

@henry.fit Replying to @kenton916 ❗️trying the dog food❗️#fyp #fitness #bodybuilding #physique #creatine #gym #dogfood #viral ♬ Blade Runner 2049 – Synthwave Goose

I knew I needed to try it.

The dog food tasted extremely dry. Needed so much water after eating it.

Tasted like little pieces of dirt and I definitely don’t think it was worth it.

Even though it’s a lot of protein, I’d take steak or protein powder.

Yeah well there you go. Just in case you ever thought it was a good idea to eat dog food – which is specifically created to deal with a dog’s digestion system, one that is very different from a human’s, essentially making the food completely incompatible – then hopefully Clarisey’s video and comments will make you realise that it’s one of the worst ideas ever. No amount of gains is worth that I don’t think. Really dumb that anyone would even think that was a good idea, but I suppose that’s what we’re dealing with in 2023 now. Evolution.

For more of the same, check out this guy who drank a protein shake with 50 coffee’s worth of caffeine and ended up dying. People are fxcking stupid man.