ATTENTION #CES – come by @sapphirelv702 Friday Jan 6th to meet the BIGGEST security guard in Las Vegas….Mech “The BOT” Johnson 🤖
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— Sapphire Las Vegas (@SapphireLV702) January 5, 2023
That redhead with the push-up bra ain’t kidding – Mech ‘The BOT’ Johnson is indeed absolutely huge:
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— BlueSphere (@StrngLilPlanet) September 25, 2022
Somehow I don’t think that thing is there to give lap dances like the rest of the employees at Sapphire in Vegas. The human-controlled robot bouncer stands at 15 feet tall and weighs in and 4.4 tons (8,800lbs), so definitely the last thing you want to get on the wrong side of on a night out. Peter Feinstein, Managing Partner of Sapphire Las Vegas, says:
“It only makes sense that the world’s largest gentlemen’s club would have the world’s largest security guard. The fully human piloted mech suit has traveled all the way from Vancouver and is excited to make its Vegas debut at Sapphire during CES 2023.”
Pure Terminator vibes. I mean, there has to be a queue of lawyers lining up already in anticipation for this robot to deal with an unruly customer, right? Some drunk moron is 100% getting their head accidentally removed from their bodies 2 seconds after they get overly handsy with one of the strippers.
Case in point – the chess robot that accidentally grabbed and broke its 7-year-old opponent’s finger last year. When are we going to learn that robots do not like us?
