World’s Cheapest Millionaire Lives Off Tins Of Cat Food And Serves It To Unknowing Guests

I always find it funny on ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ when Larry David acts like a narc over the price of something because even though he’s a multimillionaire he still appreciates the value of money, but the woman in this story is taking that idea to a completely different level.

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Aimee Elizabeth has a net worth of £4.4 million but is known around the globe as the world’s cheapest millionaire, to the extent that she buys cat food instead of cans of fish for humans as the purchase will save her 30 cents on each can. That’s literally saving about 20p per can.

She also has absolutely no shame in doing this and will serve up the cat food for her friends when they come over without informing them of what they’re eating. One of her ‘friends’ explains how this goes down:

One of the times I noticed Aimee was a cheapskate was I came over to her house and she asked me if I wanted lunch.

So I said, ‘Sure’. She makes me a tuna sandwich. As I’m eating the sandwich I’m thinking, ‘This is a little fishy, what is this?’

And then I looked on the countertop, and I noticed there were empty cat food cans. I thought, ‘No, she didn’t do this!’

Geez that’s so gross isn’t it? Imagine tucking into a delicious tuna sandwich only to find out it’s normally the stuff that goes into a bowl for your cat. Absolutely rank and I’m surprised this ‘friend’ can just laugh it off and still hang out with Aimee. What’s the point of being friends with millionaires if they aren’t going to treat you every now and again?

As for Aimee, again I don’t see the point of being a millionaire if you aren’t going to enjoy your money at least slightly every now and again. What’s she waiting to spend her £4.4 million on if she can’t even afford to buy herself real fish in a can that’s 20p more than the cat food she’s buying?

Hope she enjoys dying with £4.4 million in the bank after living a life on the breadline. Absolute headcase.

For more of the same, check out these 18 crappy toy ripoffs that would totally ruin your kid’s Christmas. At least you would probably be saving a bit of money.