Breaking into a home must be a nerve-wracking experience, so it makes sense that a burglar would feel a sh*t coming on in the moments leading up to the event. For this serial thief in Yorkshire however, taking a sh*t on the floor of his victims’ homes was his calling card, and so he took a signature dump in every home he broke into.

Pretty disgusting, and also very stupid, because it was easy for police to link 31-year-old Damon Robinson to 8 burglaries once he was caught, eventually jailing him for 2 years (he also had one charge of fraud and failure to provide a sample for drug testing, plus 37 previous burglaries on his record).

It takes a special kind of prick to not only break into homes, but also troll the victims by taking big steaming dumps on their floors, which someone then has to clean up. I wonder if he’d eat a massive meal beforehand just to make sure he could do as large a poop as possible. Or maybe he purposely ate foods that gave him the runs/diarrhea to make things even more gross and uncomfortable for his victims.

All things considered, two years in prison seems like a very light sentence. We’re not just dealing with a serial burglar here, we’re dealing with an evil POS who uses his own excrement to inflict unnecessary psychological damage on the people he’s already robbing. This is a grown man we’re talking about! Gotta give an extra 2 years for the poop alone, IMHO.

To meet the woman who ‘poo bombed’ her neighbour in a 25-year reign of terror, click HERE.