Primark is well known for its cheap and cheerful clothes, so it’s kinda sad to see a couple of women using the place as a combat arena during a trip there last Friday.

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The two ladies were filmed in the flagship Birmingham branch of the iconic department store rolling around on the floor and trading punches in what can only be described as a vicious scrap of the highest order. The real reason the fight has gone so viral though is because one woman is having such a horrible time that she literally shits herself everywhere and it doesn’t seem like she’s wearing any pants so you can quite clearly see it going everywhere.

It really is something:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u0jrsgusJKk

Geez. I got no idea what they were fighting about but that is one hell of a public battering isn’t it? Doubt that that woman is ever going to recover from that considering that the video has gone massively viral on social media.

The diss at the end of ‘you’ve just shat yourself in Primark’ is probably going to end up becoming pretty iconic as well. Absolutely brutal.

Sadly, we haven’t got any info about what was going on between the two of them or if the winner of the fight has faced any punishment, but here’s what West Midlands Police had to say about it:

We are aware of a video circulating on social media of a fight in Primark in Birmingham city centre on Friday (8 July).

The incident was dealt with by store management and store security.

While we haven’t received any formal reports, officers are looking into this and we ask anyone with any more information to please contact us via Live Chat.

Lol yeah Live Chat. Sure that will help the cops get to the bottom of this.

Thoughts and prayers with the woman who got beat up and shat herself, hopefully she’s not too devastated about how far and wide this video has spread. Just gotta style it out at this point as there’s not much else she can do.

For more of the same, check out this woman who decided to shit herself in an elevator. When you gotta go…..