Amanda Bynes returned to the limelight 5 minutes ago and she’s already caught up in stupidness; making a public declaration last week that her fiancé Paul Michael was smoking crack again and wanking to mum-and-son incest porn.
Pretty mortifying things for your girlfriend to share with the world, especially when you’re the non-celebrity in the relationship. In any case it looks like Amanda and Paul have kissed and made up, and she’s now done him the solid of clarifying that it was actually MILF porn he was looking for, not mum and son, and that he actually hasn’t smoked cracked for 2 whole weeks:
“To clarify: I said what I said about Paul relapsing because he did. I don’t know when he got clean and because of the disturbing porn he was watching, I assumed he must be on drugs now. Also Paul did vandalize his mom’s home 2 weeks ago.
His brother Mark called the cops on him but Paul left before they got there. When I saw the mom and son porn on Paul’s phone, I got upset and kicked him out. When he left I was worried he would vandalize my home because he still had the keys. That’s why I called the police.
At any rate, I shouldn’t have said he’s currently using, because he’s been sober for 2 weeks. Also, he told me he searched milfs and the other content auto filled the search engine.”
So this guy vandalised his mum’s house and then jerked it to incest MILF porn? Freud would have an absolutely field day with that one. The most important takeaway though is that he wasn’t smoking crack and it was wrong for Amanda Bynes to assume he was based on his crackhead-like behaviour, so good on her for owning up to that. Very mature!
Bynes was recently freed from a 9-year Britney-style conservatorship and is living independently and trying to get her life back on track. Let’s hope this is just a tiny blip on the road to that.
Same with this emo rap song she released a couple weeks back:
To hear Justin Bieber talk about being completely f–ked in the head from hard drugs, fame and too much $$$, click HERE.
