Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

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And we’re off…

Didn’t even say please.

Do what now?

Intercourse with you has been predetermined by God.

Any takers?

Chill Gary.

McDriveThru OK?

Whatever floats your boat.

Mikayla’s probation stipulates she can’t have a phone.

A people pleaser!

I’d love to see his YouTube channel “if possible”

Pudding hole? Really?

Clearly.

Sigh.

Save some women for the rest of us guy.

Thou shalt not worship false idols.

Edgier than her chin.

And unmatch.

Very bold.

WTF?

Aaaaaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.