What a week it’s been in the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. The other day they were made to recall the time Amber Heard took a dump in Johnny’s bed, and today footage of a drunken Depp losing the plot in the couple’s kitchen has been shown to the court:

Welp, RIP Amber’s phone. Here’s a transcript of the whole thing if you can’t watch it:

“Motherfucker, motherfucker.” -Depp

“What happened?” No response then slamming cabinet

“Nothing happened this morning. You know that?”

Depp breaks glass off screen

“Were you in here this morning?” -Depp

“No”

“Well then nothing happened to you this morning.”

“Yes you are right I just woke up, and you were so sweet and nice. We were not even fighting this morning. All I said was sorry.”

“Did something happen to you this morning?” Breaks glass “I don’t think so”

“Umm, no?”

“Do you want to see crazy, well I’ll show you something crazy” Pours a fat glass of wine from a nearly empty large bottle of wine “Here is crazy.” “All your crazy.”

“Have you drunk this whole thing this morning?”

“Oh you have this recording?”

“I just started it.”

“Oh really?”

Only yesterday we were saying that Johnny Depp is coming across the more sympathetic one during this trial, but I’m not sure that’s the case anymore after watching this footage. Yeah OK discreetly filming him is a sneaky move and influences her own behaviour in the video, but it’s not a great look for Johnny seeing as she’s trying to calm him down/find out what’s wrong and all he can do is act like a raging lunatic. Pretty wild that he wears those crazy hats indoors too.

For those who don’t know, Depp is suing Heard for libel over a 2018 article she wrote in The Washington Post, which his lawyers say falsely implies he physically and sexually abused her. Heard is countersuing for $100million (£76m) claiming Depp libeled her by calling her a liar. What an absolute sh*t-show.

To watch Amber Heard admit to hitting Johnny Depp in court, click HERE.