Looking for a new job? Love watching pornography? Well it looks like you’ve come to the right place.

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BedBible.com is looking for a new ‘Head Of Porn Research’ and will be paying the lucky applicant £15 an hour to watch pornography from the comfort of your own home. Sadly though you won’t be sitting there beating off all day as you’re basically being employed to watch hours and hours of porn in order to gather information and data points on several different topics including sex positions, duration, number of orgasms, male vs female ratio, hair colour distribution and language distribution.

Here’s what Edwina Caito, Head Content Creator at Bedbible, said:

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Pornography is a billion-pound industry around the world, so we came up with the idea of learning more through real-life examples.

We chose to explore the most common sex positions in the top 100 most viewed videos to create a fair representation of people’s porn preferences.

We’re sure we’ll learn some interesting statistics from our research such as what types of roleplay the actors have, number of orgasms, and any fetishes covered.

I guess that will be kind of interesting but it also sounds kind of extreme/like a major drag to just have to watch people relentlessly pounding each other for eight hours a day or whatever. I’m sure there will be a dearth of people applying for the position though. Good luck – you can apply here – although I think it might be a scam to try and get you on their mailing list as they’re not exactly asking you many questions on the form. You’ve been warned.

For more of the same, check out this ridiculous story from Dan Bilzerian about the night he lost his virginity. Classic.