I don’t think I’ve ever even thought that bathroom hand dryers were unsafe or gross or anything, but this doctor has decided to make a TikTok about how disgusting they are and totally ruin both mine and your lives with the information.

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Here’s what he had to say:

@madmedicine #stitch with @kiingliima ew. #hairdryer #dysonairwrap #dysonhair #hairfacts #humanbody #tiktokdoctor #medicalfacts #handdryer #LaysGoldenDuet ♬ original sound – 🩺🫀👨🏻‍⚕️MadMedicine 🫁🧠💉

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but those hand dryers in public restrooms are extremely disgusting.

And there have been actual studies done on those hand dryers to see if they spread bacteria. And spoiler alert, they’re going to spread more bacteria compared to just using towels.

Man, I really don’t think he hates being the bearer of bad news with his very punchable smug little face. He’s literally trying to go viral on TikTok with his dumb ‘Mad Medicine’ account too so it seems clear that he probably revels in this kind of bullshit.

Anyway, that’s kind of bad news but I don’t think it’s really going to stop anyone from using hand dryers any time soon. There’s literally bacteria everywhere when you think about it and we’re warned to do all kinds of things like not picking our noses and not chewing on pen lids or whatever and everyone still does them. I doubt some prick on TikTok saying this is really going to change matters too much. Just saying.

For more of the same, check out this list of things that you 100% don’t want to know. You can never unread it though, I’m warning you.