If only we could go back to the days of flip phones with no cameras that could only text and call. You can’t do anything these days without getting into a world of trouble over it! And apparently that includes giving your married boss a raunchy lap dance at a work Christmas party like this NYPD rookie over in the Bronx this week.

According to the NY Post, Lieutenant Nick McGarry has already been reassigned to Transit duty, and it’s still unclear whether the female rookie will be disciplined. Which all seems a little bit harsh, really. I mean isn’t this the sort of thing work Christmas parties are made for? I mean when else are you supposed to grind your butt into your married boss’s crotch if not during a drunken office Xmas bash? Aren’t these exactly the sorts of behaviours Baby Jesus would want in celebration of his birthday? On second thoughts, don’t answer that.

For the groom who ruined his own wedding after accidentally kicking his bride in the face during a lap dance, click HERE.