Lockdown has seen a bunch of people try to make money in an ever increasing variety of bizarre ways, but I think the strangest one I’ve seen so far is from this 48 year old woman who has been making £3000 a year from selling videos of her farting on her OnlyFans.

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48 year old Emma Martin has actually been in the game since 1999, having originally sold VHS tapes of her farting but obviously the internet and OnlyFans has made it a lot easier for her to monetise her unusual habit. Here’s what she had to say about it:

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I eat a lot of salad, asparagus, and avocados.

I also eat lots of Mexican food.

One of my favourites is coleslaw and baked beans mixed together. I eat a lot of that too.

My husband knows, but he’s not into farts at all.

No one else in my family knows.

I don’t think they would approve, but I’m a grown woman.

When I first heard about fart fetishes, I was like, ‘eww, what? That can’t be a fetish’.

But then I got into it. It’s kinda cool. It’s a well-hidden, secret fetish.

Half are white-collar professionals looking for custom videos where I’ll say their names and do things they’re too embarrassed to ask their wives for.

I started camming in 1999 while I was working as a travel agent.

My first thought was, ‘If I could buy a webcam and pay for it in a month, I’d be thrilled.’

But, pretty soon I was making £725-a-week by camming for just a few hours.

I was surprised by the warm reception I received when I joined OnlyFans this year.

People would say stuff like ‘I can’t believe you’re still making content’ and ‘you’re an OG’.

Part of the reason I moved from live cam shows to producing video content is because of Covid.

I record a ton of videos when I have the house to myself, so I always have something to release.

Damn it really does sound like she’s got it completely made there doesn’t it? And none of her friends or family even know that she’s doing it so she doesn’t even have to face the social stigma from it either – although that might be changing she’s doing interviews about it and splashing her photo all over the internet. Probably should have thought about that hey?

For more of the same, check out this study that claims smelling your partner’s farts makes you live longer. Really?