There’s something about freakshow couples that the world cannot get enough of, as evidenced by the ’90 Day Fiance’ obsession last year.

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But if 2020 was the year of No Neck Ed & Rose, 2021 is set to belong to Tammy and Jerry from ‘1000-lb Sisters’. Here’s the awkward first meeting between the pair after they’d spent some time getting to know each other online (on a BBW forum, no less):

In the latest clip doing the rounds, Tammy decides to very dramatically come out as pansexual. Reckon Jerry has any idea what that means? Of course not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDc5oqTciZk

Sexually attracted to food from a pan? Nope – just attracted to anyone and everything. Although, not to be mean or anything, but does she really have much of a choice? I would take what I could get if I was 1000lb and barely mobile too.

What I can’t wrap my head around though is how exactly these two are having sex? Can’t be the only one wondering that, surely? With all those folds and flaps I bet they’re pulling off moves and positions the rest of us could only ever imagine in our wildest dreams. Reckon he rolls her around in flour and then shags the wet patch? I don’t know, possibly?

Let’s just hope this isn’t a ‘feeder’ situation because clearly that is the last thing the girl needs. Remember that woman who was eating 5,000 calories a day in a bid to become a BBW superstar? Wonder how she’s getting on.